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  1. Bark's Lounge
    No. That is really, really good. I am prowd of you kid! Great Job!
  2. Bark's Lounge
    Mike Trout is not a very attractive man.
  3. Bark's Lounge
    Raise it High, with God Damn Pride!!! YIPPEE!!!
  4. Bark's Lounge
    VIVA Korea!!!
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    That's the Matador I remember!!!
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    I sympathize for your uncle. Richard Mulligan and Billy Crystal can be quite addicting.
  7. Bark's Lounge
    That should do it for Ricky Nabisco. No need to push our luck and break that cracker.
  8. Bark's Lounge
    I betcha she has Rally Rum in that tea cup.
  9. Bark's Lounge
    Yes, I am a bottle of Rum. I am pretty handsome... right?
  10. Bark's Lounge
    Let's ride her one more day to see if it has more magic.
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    Understood, I am sure your family will find a way to top it... in another 7 years. (; Your kids are lucky, I hope they appreciate all that you and your wife have done for them.
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    Gee willickers, that is sure sad.
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    Van, that is great news. Go get her. Treat her like a rare diamond. She is the apple of your eye. How can you not?
  14. Bark's Lounge
    This streak has become stressful. Thank goodness it is over with. I wonder how Vanimal is doing with his romantic endeavor, I hope it is going as good as this game has gone. I remember when me and my wife hooked up back in September of 1999. Going to meet her, I was nervous, sweaty. and discombobulated. By no stretch did I think she would be my wife. I hope Vanimal has had great success!!! Win # Uno, let's drink the Rally Rum my compatriots!
  15. Bark's Lounge
    Rally Monkey can suck my Funky!
  16. Bark's Lounge
    I know this is frowned upon, but damn, we need some ****ing luck..
  17. Bark's Lounge
    The guy who makes your bulge double in size! (:
  18. Bark's Lounge
    This is bull ****e! Maybe the Fox Boys North Can help us?
  19. Bark's Lounge
    What are you talking about? The book I am reading from the 19th Century Ottoman Empire Romantic Author, Trempir Auktatoglu, seems fairly feasible?
  20. Bark's Lounge
    Hey Van. Remember to whisper sweet nothings in her ear, and stroke her hair ever so gently.
  21. Bark's Lounge
    James, I have accommodated your critique. This S.O.B. better work tonight.
  22. Bark's Lounge
    Hey James... It is the product of pure laziness.
  23. Bark's Lounge
    Let's try this again...
  24. Bark's Lounge
    Yo Vanimal! Bark's Lounge calling in. Long time listener, once in a while caller and one of your greatest fans... I'd say greatest, but I know you have a devoted following and I am just one in a sea of millions. Here's my question: Could there be any truth to a rumor I heard that Joe Mauer traveled to Haiti over the winter, and practiced voodoo with High Priests and Priestesses of that belief form, he then came back to Fort Myers just in time for spring training and used some rituals, potions and sacrifices to steal the souls of the rest of the starting line-up - usurping the energy from their souls to reclaim his former prowess as a Hall of Fame Hitter? I hear it takes some time for that kind of black magic to take hold. That might explain why most of the position players started out pretty strong in Spring Training, but started to wain as ST came to a close and then they fell on their faces once the regular season started. I have also heard that Eduardo Escobar practices voodoo in the off season in the foothills of the extreme Northern Andes in Venezuela. Can this be coincidence? You know me, I don't believe in that Voodoo hocus pocus stuff, I stick more to my beliefs that Adolf Hitler lived into his 90's in Argentina, and that there are 1,000's of Sasquatches roaming the woods and mountains of North America. This is a conspiracy theory that is foreign to me... but something smells damn fishy about what is transpiring. What's your Hot Take?
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    Back by popular... er... I mean some kind of demand. In and out today, but in an attempt to help break this wretched losing streak, I present to you a new Rally Symbol... Take a drink or 2 or three or more, depending how this game goes.
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