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  1. Bark's Lounge
    Tommy "The Meh Man" Milone.
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    I don't want to break your heart Aggie7, but that is a picture of me from a Halloween Party in 2012. I'm not sure you would like what I bring to the table.
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    Yeah, I hear Viagra doesn't work after 437 years of age. Why waste your time. Go have some fun!
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    100 Hundred Meth Addicts in a song and dance routine?
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    I hope the water stayed the same color after that incident.
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    Yeah, I get that. I have a lot Sconnie connections. Met my wife in River Falls, have a good amount of friends that live there. I am a city slicker and half Mongol Minnesotan... I embrace those facts as well.
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    That actually should have been pretty nostalgic as they were still around in your youth.
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    Arcia is a lot like playing the slot machines at a casino or letting an orangutang give you a haircut. Eventually you will lose. The haircut part is not pretty.
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    I've seen enough. You have my solidarity Sconnie. Half of my lineage comes from that state. Screw those Mongol, elitist Minnesotans. Let us indulge in a Leinenkugel, Bratwurst and Sauerkraut DQ Blizzard! Lex Talionis!
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    Well, if that's how you're playing it, I'll vote for me. I want Twins Daily to "Feel the Bark".
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    Brian, you make "Getting the Short End of the Stick" sound positive. The hard reality of the situation is that somebody has to lead this Island of Misfit Toys. You are the chosen one.
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    I am disappointed with the Rally Rum Label today. But I still think it has some good mojo left in it.
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    Let's get another one!
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    Yeah, I'm a chump.
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    Damn it young lady. You need to keep this discreet!
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    My word is my bond young whipper snapper. I have talked too much.
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    They are so wrong. It's embarrassing. And deep down you know that is true.
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    To echo Brian and Chief from a few days ago. Park's power is up my ass legitimate. Holy buckets x 17!
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    Robot mode. I know that all too well.
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    She was greedy and busted my balls too much!
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    It's about f'in time. Good job Sano!
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    Well Sonny, back on 11-24-71, I was in a bind. To be discreet I will keep it simple, not to be too detail oriented. I had been working for the man, and they cut my benefits and pension in August of 70. I reached my breaking point. My work was integral to their cause. I had to take matters into my own hands. My plan worked out perfectly, I never meant to hurt any of the Northwest Orient Airlines employees, and I didn't. They were very accommodating. It certainly was a hassle, but once I got the money that I thought I definitely deserved, and the parachute, which was a stressful situation because I thought they would sabotage it, but fortunately they did not, and I jumped from that airplane and went on to live a very good life. It was a victimless crime and I have no regrets. That jump was colder than a witches you know what and I suffered from frostbite, a pretty bad case I must admit, but I had to refrain from going to the hospital because I didn't want to make any noise. I still have nerve damage in my hands from that incident, but it was damn well worth it. I mapped this whole thing out and I had a colleague pick me up at a rendevous spot. He had to wait 7 hours because jumping from an airplane ain't none too accurate. But that little incident set me up for life and I have no regrets as I enter the ending chapter of my life. They got what they deserved. DB
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    I like your style. Nice.
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    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Damn, she has strong index fingers.
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    I was worried it might be misconstrued. The story behind it is this: as an extremist Twins Fan, I threw gasoline on Bernie Brewer and started him on fire. Now he will die.
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