It's been a while since it happened, so forgive my memory if it is not spot on, but I believe Bert was mixed up in some sex video scandal in the late 1980's with a low grade actress/singer named Samantha Fox. http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/8400000/sam-samantha-fox-8468615-509-700.jpg This thread post is purely fictional and cannot be held against Bark's Lounge Industries, Inc.