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  1. Bark's Lounge
    Mauer really needs to come through for us here.
  2. Bark's Lounge
    This is what I would like to see. Glunn does a remake of Lionel Richie's All Night Long Music Video, but instead of it taking place on the street and having human beings in it, it takes place at a Dog Birthday Party and dogs replace the humans. I think that would be pretty damn awesome. I can envision it in my mind as I type this. P.S. Sorry Glunn, I'm still obsessed with Dog Birthday Parties.
  3. Bark's Lounge
    @#$%!!!
  4. Bark's Lounge
    Geez. I did not realize Chris Davis was having such a Mark Reynoldsian Season.
  5. Bark's Lounge
    Bored tonight Ash? Me too.
  6. Bark's Lounge
    Zach Britton is coming in to pitch the ninth. It is time for the Twins to Revolutionary War Britton or at least 1812 his Ass. On this my patriotism stands.
  7. Bark's Lounge
    I getcha ya. Too many sauerkraut haters.
  8. Bark's Lounge
    Yes, yes, yes. Ribs and Kraut are even better!
  9. Bark's Lounge
    In response to Brian's take on Delmon: From the get go as a Twin he was uninspiring and sloppy and it became apparent by June 2008 that the trade was a pretty big failure. Me and a good friend of mine nicknamed him "Clunky". Watching him run is like taking a handful of nuts and bolts and throwing them across a carpeted living room floor... it's a mess, they don't go where you predict and it is a waste of time to watch.
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    I'm hoping for a Deduno Eulogy.
  11. Bark's Lounge
    Burt ruined her. She never seemed the same after he got his nasty hands on her.
  12. Bark's Lounge
    ...Damn Aussies!
  13. Bark's Lounge
    My glass half full comment of the day: At least Luke Hughes has not come back to haunt us with another team.
  14. Bark's Lounge
    Phil Hughes wins my "F'ed in the A" award for today. This game has made me very sad. Phil deserved a better outcome than this.
  15. Bark's Lounge
    Nifty play there Dozier. I likey.
  16. Bark's Lounge
    Liam... six up - six down. How much more can us Twins Fans take. It is so unfair.
  17. Bark's Lounge
    Liam Hendriks' start tonight = Crocodile Dundee 3 (That movie really did happen).
  18. Bark's Lounge
    Uh... my heart and spirit are dying. I'll make it up to you... I promise.
  19. Bark's Lounge
    I should have used Rally Ron. ):
  20. Bark's Lounge
    Well, it appears that rally icons are not my cup of tea. I'll take the blame for this one. Rob Reiner is on my #$@% list. #$@% you Rob Reiner! #$@% you!!!
  21. Bark's Lounge
    My reputation is counting on you Meathead. Don't let me down.
  22. Bark's Lounge
    I'll try this one more time. Sadly, the Rally Rhino and Comeback Bunny Failed. Enter: Rally Rob Reiner
  23. Bark's Lounge
    I'm gonna choose not to cut down the tree that is Joe Mauer and instead water it, nurture it, hopefully watch it grow and enjoy it's shade on a hot summer day. Even though Joe had a rough few months to start the season, it was less enjoyable to watch the games when he was on the DL. Since he has come off the DL, the games have been more enjoyable to watch even though we lose a fair share of them. I am a tried and true pessimist, but I still have faith in Mauer. I am trading in my glass half empty for a glass half full and sending a cheers to all of you!
  24. Bark's Lounge
    Stuffed animal porn. That has to be a first on this site.
  25. Bark's Lounge
    I'm gonna role the dice and say the Twins kick some Oakland A this evening. Vargas hits 2 jacks and pumps up us Twins Masochists... I mean fans. Tonight is not Kazmir's night. I must admit, deep down inside me, in a place I do not try to access often, where feelings are sent to die or are repressed - I hope the A's win the whole Sha-Bang this year.
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