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  1. Bark's Lounge
    It appears that I have chosen a bad day to have a fictional MN Twins game with fictional players. I should have saved the shrooms for tomorrow. Too late now, I guess I'll go watch the 1st season of "Streets of San Francisco". Karl Malden and Michael Douglas bring me peace within the chaos.
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    Damn that Gardenhire.
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    I am really excited to see the debut of our Top Prospect, Starting Pitcher Peabody Firefrost. I am intrigued by his 112mph Fastball and his wicked assortment of off speed stuff. How the heck does a guy who posts a 0.32era and strikes out 378 batters in a 172IP at AAA Rochester, stay there the whole season? I am flabbergasted by this.
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    Personally, this has been the best season to watch since 2010. Sure, the pitching is overall awful, but it is worthwhile to watch a Hughes start and sometimes Gibson. The offense was fun to watch the first 2 months of the season and now the last month it has been pretty thumbs up. It is always a good thing to watch a 24 year old 1B/DH hit a handful of 450ft HR's - plus Dozier, Santana, Plouffe, Suzuki, and Escobar have not been too Shabby. It is also nice to see the occasional mega blast Arcia throws out there... and I hope for Joe to have a extremely excellent September that gets his BA over .300. It sucks to watch a losing team and I watch about 1/2 - 3/4's of the games as life has other demands, but this has been the best in almost 4 years. I can only see it getting better.
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    Weird game. Except for 4 consecutive batters, Bauer pitched great. I know the dude has some baggage and I guess day dreaming is a part of it. I wonder what he was thing about? Care Bears, Unicorns, Farm Animal Romance? I guess we will never know. Way to go Twins!!! Nice Win!!!
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    I've seen it happen and it happened on my 26th Birthday back in 2001. It is not pretty.
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    Well Shucks. That was an orgasmic 4 at bat sequence. That is a hopeful view into the future. Excuse me while I go clean up a bit.
  8. Bark's Lounge
    Hicks can definitely have an impact in 2015 for the Twins. When the Twins drafted Hicks, he was considered raw. Sure that was 6 years ago, but Hicks is still only 24 years old (25 in the off season). Sometimes it takes a prospect awhile to figure things out. It may not be the best comparable, but Alex Gordon was the 2nd pick in the first round of the 2005 MLB Draft and as a refined college position player it took 6 years before he established himself as a reliable and valuable starting player in MLB. Don't get me wrong, I am not saying that Hicks will have the success that Gordon has had, but it is apparent the Twins did him no favors last season in his development and it seems sort of insane to throw the towel in on a 24/25 year old baseball player with the talent and potential that Hicks possesses. The Royals did not do that to Alex Gordon and the Twins should not do that to Aaron Hicks.
  9. Bark's Lounge
    One more thing to put out there...
  10. Bark's Lounge
    No - and because I was working. I am a stripper. Just because my site name is Bark's Lounge does not mean I am a man. I am a woman, and a fine woman at that. Everyday, except for Tuesdays and Wednesdays, I have to deal with pig like men who objectify me and wish I would go home with them. Any man who goes to a strip club and asks a worker out is screwed up up... mostly in a not personal safety kind of way, but why take your chances? Those kind of guys are creeps. On my off time, I take care of my 13 and 10 year old children and watch episodes of the Walking Dead, House of Cards and True Detective, when their dead beat dad takes them. I often go see a random original band at a local club or study a dictionary. I like being alone. Not looking for any dates.
  11. Bark's Lounge
    That's nothing a shot, a shower, or some pills can't fix.
  12. Bark's Lounge
    Hello. My name is Bark and I am addicted to pain and suffering. Before 2011, I was a cutter and I liked to use a pliers to pull out my finger nails and toe nails. Sometimes I would use a punch and a hammer and tap out some of my teeth. In 2011, I found out that by being a fan of the Twins and watching their games, I did not have to do those aforementioned things anymore... the Twins would be more than enough to fill that sensation that I desperately needed. This year I realized I hit rock bottom, when instead of going to a Monster Truck Rally with some meth heads I met at a strip club, I choose to go home and watch a Twins game. Thanks for hearing me out and I am very appreciative to have found a masochist support group I can rely on.
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    This game was a knife to the stomach. Hughes has been getting the shaft from this team. He wasn't his best today, but he gutted it out and pitched a decent game and should have won... if he had a bullpen he could rely on. These games against the Angels have been ****ty to the **** degree. I hope they choose Oliveros or Tonkin for these roles going forward. I'd rather lose with them in the late innings.
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    Me too. I hope everyone is... a month or two ago.
  15. Bark's Lounge
    Fien's skillz have been blown out of proportion. He is a major league caliber reliever - but he should be buried on the depth chart of importance in the bullpen.
  16. Bark's Lounge
    I was always hoping for someone to free me to do that. I love to play Barbie. If it is a dress you want - a dress it what you will have!
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    Assemble the firing squad. It is time for me to die. Sorry TD participants. I worked and hoped hard for our cause.
  18. Bark's Lounge
    Viciedo is going to test our moxie tonight. We're still going to win this thing. I believe it whole heartedly. Screw the Sux!!!!
  19. Bark's Lounge
    I am summoning my Plouffetist energy. Plouffe ends this MF'er right now!
  20. Bark's Lounge
    One more: My Milone has a first name, it's P-O-O-P-Y. My Milone has a second name, it's D-E-L-U-X-E. I love to eat it every day, and if you ask me why I'll say 'Cause Poopy Deluxe has a way with M-I-L-O-N-E! Tommy James better of not wrote this jingle.
  21. Bark's Lounge
    I could have disrespected Mr. James again and used Billy Idol's version of "Milone Milone", but I chose against it. Disrespect x 2 is a Karmic nightmare waiting to happen.
  22. Bark's Lounge
    You have to understand that I had to use Tiffany's version to give it the raw pathetic feeling to make the post work to it's utmost ability. Sorry Tommy James.
  23. Bark's Lounge
    Well DIck... Angry just as fast as we can holdin' on to hope a trade did not fail tryin' to get away into alcohol and then you groove a pitch down the middle and I stumble to the ground and drunkenly say I think it's Milone now he doesn't seem to get a batter out I think it's Milone now the beating of my fists against hole filled wall Those lyrics were courtesy of the great and legendary 80's pop singer Tiffany
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    Chief must be playing Shuffle Board or something today. It's nice to see Hughes get the W, especially after the game last week against the Royals. He has been one of a limited amount of bright spots this year.
  25. Bark's Lounge
    El Poopo.
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