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  1. Nine of twelve
    Tonight everything tastes like chicken.
  2. Nine of twelve
    Not I.
  3. Nine of twelve
    Isn't this pretty much how a game should go? Both teams' pitchers keep the game low-scoring and close, then the good guys get a key hit in a late key situation, then the closer says good morning, good afternoon, good night. Winnah, winnah, chicken dinnah!
  4. Nine of twelve
    That's exactly like that!
  5. Nine of twelve
    OK, Morrison, show us why you're here.
  6. Nine of twelve
    I have always liked these: "Excuse me, but may I buy you a car?" Van: "You remind me of my first wife." Woman: "How many times have you been married?" Van: "None."
  7. Nine of twelve
    God bless Irving Berlin, but possibly the worst upshot of 9/11/2001 is having to endure that song every Sunday at every ballpark.
  8. Nine of twelve
    Big K there. Gotta get our offense in gear somehow.
  9. Nine of twelve
    That's exactly what a relief pitcher is supposed to do. Now let's get him a vulture win.
  10. Nine of twelve
    Your present was your presence.
  11. Nine of twelve
    *Sigh*
  12. Nine of twelve
    C'mon, boys, this inning is not over yet.
  13. Nine of twelve
    Attaboy, Kep!
  14. Nine of twelve
    Elizabeth and Prince Philip, of course.
  15. Nine of twelve
    Whom would you suggest? I'd be inclined to give Kep a shot.
  16. Nine of twelve
    Just tuned in, haven't read the rest of the posts yet. Just wanted to say that I have been very pleasantly surprised with Morneau's commentary in the games he's worked. He shares a lot of insightful points about hitting and strategy. It's unfortunate about his near-monotone delivery but if you can get past that he's good.
  17. Nine of twelve
    A bit of somewhat more ominous news regarding Mauer: The Strib reports that his placement on the DL is due to a cervical strain and concussion-like symptoms.
  18. Nine of twelve
    Looking back I can see how you were misled by how I wrote about batting the pitcher in the middle of the order. I was merely referring to how a good-hitting pitcher could be placed somewhere in the order other than ninth under NL rules. Our later posts were referring to having the pitcher bat for himself in a game played under AL rules. The point I'm making is that it is a disadvantage to start a game with the pitcher batting for himself in a game played under AL rules.
  19. Nine of twelve
    She's not a poster. She's a lurker.
  20. Nine of twelve
    My wife: "Justin has the kind of voice you want talking to you when you're trying to fall asleep."
  21. Nine of twelve
    Sharpie.
  22. Nine of twelve
    Ahhh, good top of the first. I've got my dinner in front of me along with a Todd The Axe Man. Mmmmm, beer!
  23. Nine of twelve
    This joke doesn't apply any more but I'll tell it anyway. Those of us who can remember life from about 35 years ago will get it. Q: How does Wisconsin punish drunk drivers? A: They make them put yellow license plates with black letters on their cars.
  24. Nine of twelve
    This site is very fortunate to have a legitimate medical mind contributing to the forums. Thank you Heezy!!!
  25. Nine of twelve
    True, but then you're burning more players than the other team is because you have given up the DH. That's a significant disadvantage in the late innings and that's especially true if the game goes extra innings. You'll wind up with pitchers batting while the other team still has their DH.
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