When I was in high school, when we lost a game on the road, we had to push the bus the last 1/2 mile. The school bus lot was behind the school and up on a hill.
Maybe the Twins should push their plane on the tarmac to the arrival gate.
Geez, every team we face, has 2 or more guys in the pen who throw 97+mph. Maybe the Twins should try that. No way can the outcome be any worse, than it is now.
Baldelli: Don't run out ground balls too hard. That's how you guys get hurt.
Player: But skip, that's the way we've been taught since little league.
Baldelli: Does this look like little league? Now slow down and be safe.
Player: I was anyhow. Psych!!!!!!!!!
I used to believe in 'reverse psychology', where you keep criticizing a team and they end up proving you wrong. But this team is making a believer out of me. They really do suck!.
Baldelli has guts or is awfully stupid. Taking out a reliever who faced 4 and struck four. I mean, it's not all stats. Rodgers had 'it' today. Baldelli's lucky, Duffey didn't fluff this one up.