Josmil Pinto (aka Beans) wants you to do the Target Field Helmet Challenge. He years for you to stuff your face with a helmet full of fries, another full of nachos and a third filled with ice cream for a savory dessert. He wants you to live large and be merry.

He wants you to do the helmet challenge.

On September 15th the Twins host the Detroit Tigers. Pitching match-ups are still a long ways off, but the boys from the Talk to Contact Podcast would like to invite you to join them at the game for the Helmet Challenge. Beans may or may not be joinging you for a post-game photo and autograph signing.

Tickets are available from Ticket King for as low as THREE DOLLARS! Are you kidding me? No, I'm not kidding you. It's for real. I used the internet and the internet doesn't lie.

Eric (@erolfpleis) and Jay (@Jay__Corn) will assemble fans interested in the helmet challenge at various points during the game to try each of the three helmet dishes. Prizes (PRIZES!!!!) may be awarded to the winner, whatever it means to win a helmet challenge. I'm hoping there's peptobismol, or at least a roll of tums. Ow ow ow.

So join the Talk to Contact crew, and maybe Josmil Pinto, and do the Helmet Challenge.