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  1. Pardon My Dinger
    So, first time through the order should look something like... Joe Mauer(L) 1B - Ball in Play, no out(s) Eduardo Nunez(R ) SS - Ball in play, out(s) Brian Dozier(R ) 2B - K Trevor Plouffe(R ) 3B - K Miguel Sano(R ) RF-Solo HR Byung-ho Park(R ) DH - Solo HR Oswaldo Arcia(L) LF - Solo HR Kurt Suzuki(R ) C - Ball in play, out(s) Danny Santana(S) CF - Strikeout The more things change, the more they stay the same.
  2. Pardon My Dinger
    Schwing!
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    Well, hey, I mean, you're one of my greatest influences.
  4. Pardon My Dinger
    Are you trying to get yourself killed?
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    Baseball players, all on their own, have made tattoos and mohawks passé and uncool.
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    At what point do we have to accept Nunez's sample as not so small?
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    I've got a feeling you'll "bait" yourself just fine.
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    Come Fly with Me as a walk up for the Toddfather. Respect.
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    YESlasco!
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    ...we've definitely got a spot for him if he's still kickin.'
  11. Pardon My Dinger
    Latos' delivery looks like Charles Barkley swinging a golf club.
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    Dang, with Vanimal gone, my like to post ratio is going to take a nosedive. Maybe I should sit this one out.
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    Steam those buns, Van baby!
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    Ay'n Joos' Keeding!
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    Hate to kill your vibe, but that bear just got released.
  16. Pardon My Dinger
    Addendum: Rally Monkeys.
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    If Buxton were swapped for Trout, my butt would have exploded because monkeys would have been flying out of it.
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    You're killing me, Smalls.
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    *sigh*
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    Oh. Got him mixed up with Butch. Take it away, Rhianna! "Derp derp derp..."
  21. Pardon My Dinger
    Dude. Did Jerry White get canned for that Arcia tiff?
  22. Pardon My Dinger
    Talking about that "derp derp derp" one they keep playing in the stadium for some reason.
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    Yeah, but then you run the risk that he goes back to blow drying his hair with his hat on.
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    Ahh!!! for three.
  25. Pardon My Dinger
    If you'd ever had an ulcer, you'd know it's more of an 'Ahh!!!' than an 'Oh!!!'
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