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  1. formerly33
    Is this an appropriately bubbly flutist? http://rlv.zcache.com/funny_shark_playing_flute_cartoon_postcard-r4a908da0cfcd453db397557d36c171f3_vgbaq_8byvr_512.jpg
  2. formerly33
    Couldn't possibly be as bad as melted Swiss cheese toast.
  3. formerly33
    YEAH! We poached 3 tigers!!
  4. formerly33
    You mean the shakiness the Twins' pitchers are so fond of giving their fans?
  5. formerly33
    Hey, yeah!!
  6. formerly33
    ChiTown, just did some research...apparently I managed to do the weather and lineups in just 175 words.
  7. formerly33
    Please....please....please....please....get those outs....oh, please......
  8. formerly33
    Oh good!! I can go wild and I won't even get banned!!!
  9. formerly33
    A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minneapolis and flew to Florida on Thursday, with the wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her e-mail address, and without realizing his error, sent the e-mail. Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her e-mail since she was expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read: To: My Loving Wife Subject: I've Arrived Date: November 18, 2004 I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was. PS. Sure is freaking hot down here.
  10. formerly33
    Alright, buddy. If I were the moderator, I'd remove this post since it isn't child friendly. Where exactly does this come in, anyway?
  11. formerly33
    Alright, ChiTown, you know that even you had more than 100 words. And if you know me at all, you should also know by now that I was born to write a novel of 1,000 pages, nut just words. And nobody ever said you'd have to read it.
  12. formerly33
    D Hocking stole the idea from me.
  13. formerly33
    Hair gel for Dozier...ick. Why would he want to goop up that beauuuutiful hair with gel?! Ew.
  14. formerly33
    Yes. You did. That is not Dozier.
  15. formerly33
    Yeah, I was considering putting my dear friend Google to work, but if Gibby will post, I'm happy since I'm feeling to lazy to even ask Google.
  16. formerly33
    DOWN HE GOES!!
  17. formerly33
    Uh, isn't that today's toeslash? You are fond of trying to get me to let you write my game threads, aren't you?
  18. formerly33
    Alright, now try mine.
  19. formerly33
    Probably. Danny doesn't make a habit of throwing gorilla droppings at Cory when he gets teased about his twin brother in the stands who lacks only 20 lbs.
  20. formerly33
    What?? You mean that CBU doesn't stand for Completely Built Up??!
  21. formerly33
    Now that's getting too graphic.
  22. formerly33
    Just popups?
  23. formerly33
    Were there flies on him? Or did they stick with the strawberries and bananas since they smelled more like garbage?
  24. formerly33
    I collected the necessary data. It's currently sitting in his inbox.
  25. formerly33
    Psst...anybody, who's that pitching for the Twins tonight? Where on earth did TR find him?!
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