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  1. Easy ... Ian Kinsler walks, steals 2nd, J.D. Martinez doubles, 1-0 Tigers CBU.
  2. And JB! Those two have been awol too long. I suggest dishonorable discharge, forfeiture of all pay, and five years' confinement for this egregious conduct.
  3. My wife did not surprise me with tickets to Paul McCartney. I still care.
  4. Umpires call the Replay Command Center to challenge this play. Twins proceed to play "I Just Called to Say I Love You" over the speakers.
  5. Maybe it's his favorite Prince song. Maybe he doesn't care what the hell we all think about whether it makes a good walk up song. Maybe he just wants to honor Prince tonight.
  6. You know things are really bad when Brian talks about baseball from start to finish. Turner Brown doesn't happen to be any relation of Sidd Finch, eh? You know ... I want to lose. I want to see that Rally Rum in double digits, and since we're not getting there with wins, what better alternative than losses? Did we lose yet, or is it automatically a win if you're trying to lose?
  7. Which of these erroneous words have you ingested thus far?
  8. I'm amphibious. I write with both hands. http://s.myniceprofile.com/myspacepic/715/71560.gif
  9. And ... and ... 100% of the bat R/throw R players get indentations in their hand when they try to write on the opposite page of a spiral notebook.
  10. In which case you always murder the Snickers bar so someone else can't have it.
  11. Wa-wa-wait a minute now, buddy. Who mentioned murder? You're blowing things way out of proportion. Obviously, I was talking about shooting with a paintball gun. Smh.
  12. Who do you think you are, casting judgement from Canadia.
  13. Would you blame me if I shot Donald Trump?
  14. Geez, I'd just put one of the Spinettes to work if I were you. Though ... maybe you're feeling like going over the lawn again to get Gibson off your mind.
  15. I thought he was saying he understood why a young, dumb person would fall for that temptation. I didn't notice so much as a hint that it was okay. Steroids are banned to protect the players who use them as much as protect the players who don't use them.
  16. Intentionally walk Arcia to face Escobar?
  17. Or perhaps you should just put on some tight baseball pants ... ?
  18. What, you think all the girls on Twins Daily joined because they thought it was a dating website for twins?
  19. Nah-uh. However, 4-4 after an Arcia homer followed by an Escobar pop out followed by a Rosario hommer. CBU
  20. It's because you were in public, right?
  21. Oh I think I get the pizza joint joke now. How come there's only 9 in a 1 mile radius if there are 4 in a 1/2 miles radius then?
  22. If there are 4 pizza joints within a 1/2 mile radius of you with a 5th on the way and only 4-5 more within a 1 mile radius, you must be smack in the heart of Pizza Chicago.
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