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  1. Ultima Ratio
    That's a nice syllogism you got yourself there
  2. Ultima Ratio
    At least Hammer swung. I hate….hate called third strikes.
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    If no one else has said it yet, I'll say it now: Arcia needs to step up!
  6. Ultima Ratio
    Parmelee come down with the bi-lateral groin weakness?
  7. Ultima Ratio
    Doomsday device?
  8. Ultima Ratio
    Didn't matter for Doumit…. Escobar Bartlett Santana (has he in LF?) So why should we care that Parm hasn't either. This is company culture at this point.
  9. Ultima Ratio
    He'd still benefit from some seasoning in AAA to work on it. ((ducks))
  10. Ultima Ratio
    And…. I missed it? That's like missing the blood moons this year.
  11. Ultima Ratio
    This game may take 5 hours. Holy slow on the mound.
  12. Ultima Ratio
    I think the Twins front office is very surprised to be sitting two games above .500 at this point. This explains the mind-boggling gambles a bit early in the year (not that I agreed with it at all) with Bartlett and CF roster bungling. They probably thought (with good reason… and this still may very well happen) that we'd be 8-10 games back by this point and hoped for some miracles, buzz and name-recognition in another lost season. Now that we are above .500 I bet (I hope) they rue those decisions.
  13. Ultima Ratio
    Golden Sombrero for Santana in his best Hicks impression.
  14. Ultima Ratio
    Don't let your eyes fool you folks, these are professional ball players.
  15. Ultima Ratio
    How are we going to manage to score no runs this inning?
  16. Ultima Ratio
    Down the leg. Front and back.
  17. Ultima Ratio
    Close to what I'd imagined, though I included a heavy dose of rotting hard-boiled eggs in mold,y three week old, hot keg beer in my mind.
  18. Ultima Ratio
    Is there a smell and can you describe it? //ick//
  19. Ultima Ratio
    Really awkward turn but got it done. Dozier about broke his leg though.
  20. Ultima Ratio
    I don't know… seems a lot like magic to me.
  21. Ultima Ratio
    I love that our lineup, 5-9, are all sporting 300+ averages. It's magic or something.
  22. Ultima Ratio
    … on top?
  23. Ultima Ratio
    Among many other things…. yes.
  24. Ultima Ratio
    He does. Though, you got the wrong Lebowski. Rug pissers, dude.
  25. Ultima Ratio
    Are we talking princess bride?
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