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  1. USAFChief
    Three things: 1 Nice job on the intro, SSOO. Thanks! 2 Speaking of which, there are still 4 April games in need of a volunteer. 3 If you haven’t yet checked out Matt Johnson’s Twins Almanac, do yourself a favor and try it. Incredible! http://twinsdaily.com/topic/29135-article-the-twins-almanac-for-april-1–7/
  2. USAFChief
    . You won’t know cause you won’t “get” them.
  3. USAFChief
    These are so incredibly well done Matt! Thank you.
  4. USAFChief
    ...Not Byron Buxton.
  5. USAFChief
    Winnah! First of 2018. 91 more, please.
  6. USAFChief
    Please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and taste.
  7. USAFChief
    The usual, I reckon. Violins, basses, cellos. etc. etc.
  8. USAFChief
    Working on Saturday night IS an infraction.
  9. USAFChief
    pfft. only 6 innings.
  10. USAFChief
    Yesterday I walked into a bar and ordered a punch. Barkeep looks at me and says, "Sorry, if you want a punch, you'll have to stand in line...oh it's you, Chief. There'll be no punch line."
  11. USAFChief
    Glunn lurking. watch your language everyone.
  12. USAFChief
    concur. Please...what's your beef?
  13. USAFChief
    ftfy.
  14. USAFChief
    A bear walks into a bar and says, "gimme... ... ...a cold one." "Why the long pause" says the barkeep? "Born with em."
  15. USAFChief
    THAT'S THE JOKE.
  16. USAFChief
    You know, we are about to complete an entire month with our starters posting a 0.00 ERA. I would've thought we'd have a better record.
  17. USAFChief
    Thanks Sconnie, that comes closest to my situation of anything yet. that might work.
  18. USAFChief
    Yeah and you know the key to good humor timing.
  19. USAFChief
    If mine does, I'm going to have to change my material.
  20. USAFChief
    That's where "replace panel" comes in, as it turns out.
  21. USAFChief
    Well that's the first thing I did, I got rid of the error code. Didn't take a sledge hammer though. I just took a screwdriver to the light, and a few light taps on the screwdriver handle with a hammer, and voila! No more error code.
  22. USAFChief
    No ****? j/k
  23. USAFChief
    thanks...but that seems like a lot of work. "Pry off with crowbar" sounding less and less risky.
  24. USAFChief
    Neither Baltimore IFer seemed particularly interested in stopping that throw from the catcher.
  25. USAFChief
    CB-CBU.
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