Well, this is it. The final showdown. The biggest sporting event in the world! If not the “Thrillah in Manilla”, then “Our Offense May Be Bland, But Watch Out Cleve-land!” The entire season boils down to this one, three game slug(less)fest at the Jake. Sweep, and the ALC is ours! Get swept…Season. Over. Wait. It’s only June. Never mind. Still, a big series if you’re like me…still clinging to the ridiculous notion that this season isn’t over yet. Buxton will come back and dominate, Dozier will SLG .700 from here on out, the bullpen won’t cough up another lead all season, Rosario and Escobar will maintain .900 OPSs respectively, Mauer will pull a ball into the RF corner, and Sano will cut his K rate down to 50% (in the FSL). Kyle Gibson vs something called Klubey, or Klubbery or something. A nobody I’ve never heard of. We win easily. Get ‘er done! Lineups to follow, by someone please. I won’t have time this afternoon to post them. I’ve got to fix my washing machine, it stopped draining. Once I fix that, I have to find my pet hamster, he’s gone missing.