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  1. USAFChief
    1. The Twins don't operate under spending limitations? C'mon. 2. The Twins aren't getting better production from that $23m? C'mon. 3. Giving first base, and a guaranteed spot high in the batting order, to a light hitting player who also needed time off often wasnt one factor in keeping the Twins down in recent years? C'mon.
  2. USAFChief
    I'm confused...why is an opinion piece that pretty much everyone agrees has some validity so offensive? Why is it wrong to point out the Twins are better off without Joe Mauer?
  3. USAFChief
    Allright, boys and girls, bring this one home. Good game, good game thread. Thanks!
  4. USAFChief
    bless their hearts! Good for them.
  5. USAFChief
    He just threw a FB at the top of the zone at 95. Now, for sure, I'm absolutely convinced someone, somewhere, owes the devil his soul.
  6. USAFChief
    Jose Rondon has three of the little accent doofers in his name. Thanks Trump. That would have exceeded the limits under the NAFTA.
  7. USAFChief
    They get hit in the head after the guy is holding the ball??
  8. USAFChief
    ah...the long con. Well played, Mauer.
  9. USAFChief
    I'll take quotes I don't expect to read in a game thread for 400, Alex.
  10. USAFChief
    For some reason, HRs don't count as balls in play.
  11. USAFChief
    Perhaps he was an unusually large newborn
  12. USAFChief
    Also, for the record, I like the red uni tops.
  13. USAFChief
    Wow, I bet you're fun at parties.
  14. USAFChief
    And Twinsnorth, the big frontrunner, decides to show back up.
  15. USAFChief
    Huh. That's how I fell in love with her too.
  16. USAFChief
    I expected Cron to get 5 hits EVERY day. BOOOOOOOOOO!
  17. USAFChief
    Man, you gotta watch what you say around Mrs Chief. She and I were sitting here, watching the game, and discussing the, uh...end times. Sort of ... relevant for us, y'know? Anywhoo, I told her I didn't want to be kept alive, in a vegatative state, if it came to that. "Pull the plug," I said. "I don't wanna be dependent on machines to keep me animated, getting my fluids from a bottle." So she got up, took my beer, and turned off the TV.
  18. USAFChief
    It happens all the time. Right after recognizing an ump for his 3000th game, there's a close play at the base he's umping.
  19. USAFChief
    We could use a two out, two ribbie duck snort, you say? Comin' right up!
  20. USAFChief
    Can we trade Dick and Jack for these two?
  21. USAFChief
    Good. Someone needs to keep Social Security alive for another couple decades.
  22. USAFChief
    I don't actually. Not enough data there to establish a pattern. My SAT scores were very high.
  23. USAFChief
    Yesterday, with the day game, I wanted to go home and watch the Twins. What to do? I'm at work. So I went into my boss's office and told him "Hey boss man...I need to use some sick leave. My wife called, and I need to take her to the hospital." "Chief," he said. "Is there a day game today? He looked down at his desk planner and started ticking off the dates. "Opening day. Wife sick. Wednesday April 7th. day game. Wife sick. Friday, May 3rd. Day game. Wife sick. What do you have to say about all that, Chief?" "Well, boss, I dunno what to say. Do you suppose she's faking it??"
  24. USAFChief
    Yes
  25. USAFChief
    Concur. Who'd you have in mind?
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