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  1. USAFChief
    He had to get 8 outs to get through the first couple innings, too.
  2. USAFChief
    We're happy for you.
  3. USAFChief
    uffda.
  4. USAFChief
    Who else **** their pants when the ball left Davis' bat?
  5. USAFChief
    Not a good night for Ah-rize.
  6. USAFChief
    pro tip: the farther you push them in, the easier it becomes to get them out.
  7. USAFChief
    So I have to admit I am a bit ashamed of myself. I had a rough day at work, so I stopped off at my usual little neighborhood bar on the way home, intending to have just one. Well, one turned into 5 or 6, and I shouldn't have driven home, but I did. I carefully peeled the label off my last beer, and stuck it in my shirt pocket. Sure enough, I got pulled over on the drive home from the bar. I quickly pulled the beer bottle label out of my pocket, licked it, and stuck it to my forhead. The nice officer walked up to my window, and said "You were weaving, sir. Have you been drinking?" I pointed to the label, and said, "No officer. I'm trying to quit. I'm on the patch."
  8. USAFChief
    challenge...accepted!
  9. USAFChief
    she's the one with the hair, sweatshirt, and tight pants.
  10. USAFChief
    I found it. Look in the early April archives.
  11. USAFChief
    Oh come on. Don't be such a complainer. I agree that's a little warm, but jeez, talk about first world problems.
  12. USAFChief
    pfft
  13. USAFChief
    Remember back in the good old days, when we properly described the Twins offense as "relentless"? Now I'd be more inclined to call it "reluctant."
  14. USAFChief
    HE'S NOT???1?
  15. USAFChief
    nope.
  16. USAFChief
    Even on a contact play, you're taught to make sure a line drive gets through. Go on any contact on the ground. If the ball is in the air, your first step has to be back toward third.
  17. USAFChief
    You're on to something here. We should just sign pitchers who strike out 27 hitters per game. Every game.
  18. USAFChief
    He's so good they put him in LF tonight.
  19. USAFChief
    Could be worse. I'm still getting ads for those ridiculous Fluevog shoes, or whatever they are.
  20. USAFChief
    yup.
  21. USAFChief
    wut??
  22. USAFChief
    "Off Garver's Glove" count: 1. o/u is 2.5
  23. USAFChief
    Ruined Mungo Jerry for me, forever.
  24. USAFChief
    She's the one with the hair.
  25. USAFChief
    153!
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