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The Minnesota *'s won the first ever * Cup as the *Women's Hockey League champions with a 3-0 road victory over the Boston *'s tonight!!
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A young three legged dog walks into a bar in the old west. The barkeep looks him up and down and says, "What'll it be pardner?"
"I'm look for the mangy bastard who shot my paw," he says.