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  1. USAFChief
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  2. USAFChief
    So I'm sittin' here, my own business, when Mrs Chief comes up behind me and smacks me on the head with a fryin' pan. "What they hey??"" "I found this note in your pocket," she says. "Betty Sue." "That's the name of a horse!" I says. "Remember I went to the track last week?" "Oh. Sorry." Not half an hour later, Smack! Again with the fryin' pan to the head. "Your horse called."
  3. USAFChief
    Light this hack up like Times Square, boys.
  4. USAFChief
    I take a little break, and THIS is what I come back to? That'll teach me.
  5. USAFChief
    What'd we pick up for dinner, Glunn?
  6. USAFChief
    We're going to need some unbiased corroberation, methinks.
  7. USAFChief
    None o' my business, but as someone who's been around the block a time or two...if she's already rollin' her eyes, and you two ain't even married yet... Like I said, none of my business.
  8. USAFChief
    In all fairness, that inning did start with a fairly well hit double from Dozier, so it's not like it was entirely bloopers, bleeders, and chip shots.
  9. USAFChief
    Mrs Chief (after Zuke's single): " Is that his first hit? I never see him get a hit."
  10. USAFChief
    This half inning makes them nervous.
  11. USAFChief
    Glynn with the kick save!!1!
  12. USAFChief
    This half inning scares me.
  13. USAFChief
    Danny Santana gets intentionally walked. I'll brook no more arguments about the superiority of "National League Baseball!!"
  14. USAFChief
    I'm surprised he came to the plate enough times.
  15. USAFChief
    How do you ever find what you're looking for in Grand Rapids? I go to a brick and morter store and you're selling trophies? Where are the bricks? At the trophy store?
  16. USAFChief
    Hughsee, Hughsee, Hughsee...you can't even slip one by the pitcher?
  17. USAFChief
    "Was it a male pheasant?" Bert: "I have no idea...I didn't check." game thread winner, from the booth.
  18. USAFChief
    Bring it on home, Hugh-zee.
  19. USAFChief
    Each has five letters.
  20. USAFChief
    Not any more! CBU.
  21. USAFChief
    When it works, a hit 'n run is a beautiful thing.
  22. USAFChief
    Concur. Sumbitch ain't drawn a walk yet this year.
  23. USAFChief
    Some day, they'll have internet in Istanbul, I'm sure of it.
  24. USAFChief
    By my count, that's twice now the Twins have had a runner at 3rd with less than two out and failed to score him. Not good.
  25. USAFChief
    http://www.virginmedia.com/images/60s-flipper-luke-then-431x3.jpg You ate Flipper??!?
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