USAFChief

DOZIERZEE! With a mini-jolt!

Crappity crapola crap.

Archer is struggling this year, right?

What else COULD it mean??

Boy that de-escalated quickly.

looked out in real time

three hopper in the hole that Mauer deflected, Dozier couldn't adjust, cheap run scores

What, I say what the heck was THAT?

And both of us here in the game thread are bummed.

Let's go Jay-oh, clap-clap-clapclapclap Let's go Jay-oh, clap-clap-clapclapclap

GCTF, apparently.

Still time for that.

Yesterday, we discussed counting sheep, to go to sleep, but there was nary a peep, of why we keep, using sheep to sleep. So: Ants. http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/02/13/article-2558691-1B766FCF00000578-48_634x952.jpg picture: common ant Why not count ants? I've tried. The thing is, at first, they go marching by one by one. Easy to count, even if they're a bit small. Hurrah! But then, next thing you know, they're going by two by two. Harder. Then three by three, and now the math is near impossible. Who can count by threes? Nobody. Forget ants. Chickens, maybe? http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-DmoT-_ruC5Q/UJASeHzoRsI/AAAAAAAAIzQ/mgb_RaDxzMk/s1600/The+Foghorn+Leghorn+(9).jpgpicture: common chicken The thing with chickens, though, is you can't count em till they're "hatched." And as we all know, "Hatch" is a town in New Mexico famous for green chiles. Now, I love me some green chiles, but they tend to keep me up at night. Kind of defeats the purpose, yaknowwhatimsayin?? Forget chickens. Crows: http://images.popmatters.com/news_art/c/counting-crows-2013-650x325.jpg picture: common crows Turns out, you CAN count crows. But it might keep your neighbors up at night, so I don't recommend it. Unless, of course, you don't like your neighbors, in which case, get off my lawn! So we're left with the wisdom of the ages...sheep. Just count sheep, and don't worry about fixing things that ain't broke. Somebody please add the lineups, if'n you get a chance and I haven't done it yet. Gracias!! Our guys: Brian Dozier [R) 2B Joe Mauer (L) 1B Max Kepler (L) RF Miguel Sano [R) DH Eddie Rosario (L) CF Eduardo Escobar (S) SS Jorge Polanco (S) 3B Kurt Suzuki [R) C Danny Santana (S) LF Jose Berrios [R) P Their guys: Logan Forsythe [R) 2B Kevin Kiermaier (L) CF Evan Longoria [R) 3B Brad Miller (L) SS Nick Franklin (S) LF Corey Dickerson (L) DH Steven Souza [R) RF Tim Beckham [R) 1B Bobby Wilson [R) C Chris Archer [R) P

This is a bit, right? Right??

winnah.

Possibly true. How would we know?

Not to repeat myself from the election thread...well, OK, exactly to repeat myself...Vanimal's not in Texas, he's in Austin.

Well played sir.

And yet, there you are. Relax friend. We're all pals here, and we've all made a faw paw at one time or another.

Little something I learned in the military: First rule of holes is, when you're in one, stop digging.

You mean when the kids were still young, amiright?

Human or animal?

Not to worry. I'm proof positive you needn't be good looking to own a lack of understanding.