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  1. USAFChief
    But he knows something you do not know. He is not right handed.
  2. USAFChief
    Impressive response time.
  3. USAFChief
    I tell ya what...his range left/right might not be top notch, but Sano makes the play coming in pretty dang well.
  4. USAFChief
    We had a couple friends over for cards last night. After a couple spirited rounds of pinochle, the other guy and I went into the kitchen to get some coffee and desert. He told me he and his wife had went to a new restaurant here in Tucson, and he highly recommended it. "What's the name of the place?" I asked. "Dang," he said, "I can't remember. Help me out here...what's the name of that flower you give your sweetie on Valentine's Day? The one Shakespeare talked about." "Rose?" I replied. "YUP! That's it! he exlaimed. He looked back into the room where our two wives were sitting talking and shouted "Hey Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?"
  5. USAFChief
    It'd be ok with me if we owned the 7th again tonight, too.
  6. USAFChief
    That was ugly, but we got the out.
  7. USAFChief
    I believe that was spinowner.
  8. USAFChief
    Not with your salary.
  9. USAFChief
    Happens to all of us when we play the drinking game, my friend.
  10. USAFChief
    http://i1.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/012/809/oprah-free-car.gif You get an RBI! and YOU! and YOU!
  11. USAFChief
    http://www.chinasprout.com/store/media/CCP094L01.jpg probably see a lot of em in Hong Kong, too.
  12. USAFChief
    No. Always be polite.
  13. USAFChief
    The one run inning was his fault, though.
  14. USAFChief
    And from the dugout, even!
  15. USAFChief
    Santiago deserves better tonight. The two run inning wasn't his fault.
  16. USAFChief
    winner.
  17. USAFChief
    ya'll need to go back and read the pickup line joke again. carefully.
  18. USAFChief
    good catch. 31 points for you.
  19. USAFChief
    I tells ya, pickin' up women in bars has gotten harder and harder...I don't know what I doing wrong. The old pickup lines just don't seem to work like they used to. I tell em just the same..."Say, good lookin', do I come here often?" but I just get sad looks.
  20. USAFChief
    been playin' the drinkin game since pre-game, SSOO?
  21. USAFChief
    So what you're saying is, his analysis has had good downward plane, since he reached that balance point somewhere in season 1.
  22. USAFChief
    that's 33 points, slick. You're banned until sometime in the next century.
  23. USAFChief
    http://ep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-72688172576710/refurbished-canon-imagerunner-advance-6055-24.jpg
  24. USAFChief
    And I haven't heard "diamond cutter" even once.
  25. USAFChief
    Torii confirms it! "The big guy is ​athletic!" Drink!! edit: ninja'd but this is prolly worth a double anyway
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