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  1. USAFChief
    If I hear "all those strikeouts run up the pitch count" one more time, I'm going to...going to...well, I shall be very put out. You know what runs up pitch counts? Pitch to contact.
  2. USAFChief
    1st and 2nd, one out, cleanup hitter up? Doesn't seem so bad.
  3. USAFChief
    that's it. I'm off to the freezer for some Schwan's vanilla, with caramel slathered over the top. 10, 15 scoops.
  4. USAFChief
    SOOOOOO...I don't get it. Mrs Chief sent me to the store for a loaf of bread, and told me "and if they have eggs, get a dozen." So I came home and she opened up the bag, and groaned. "Why can't you listen to me? There's a dozen loaves of bread!" She's been pouting all night. I don't get it. The store had eggs.
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  6. USAFChief
    I would tell a couple chemistry jokes, but I'd probably get no reaction.
  7. USAFChief
    Adrianza hit a ball over the CFer's head, and was counting on all four infielders to mishandle the throw from the OF field, but only three did.
  8. USAFChief
    This might be the best sheer stuff Berrios has had this year, IMO.
  9. USAFChief
    http://m.memegen.com/v9igfp.jpg
  10. USAFChief
    We'll take it.
  11. USAFChief
    That's two hard hit outs this inning.
  12. USAFChief
    close. we were looking for "It resulted in two sentences to be consecutive."
  13. USAFChief
    yawn. routine.
  14. USAFChief
    Didja hear what happened when the semicolon broke all the grammar laws?
  15. USAFChief
    2 godawful ABs from the phenom
  16. USAFChief
    winner
  17. USAFChief
    Nice job of pitching around the LH hitter with 2 out, and getting the RHer behind him.
  18. USAFChief
    You get a lot of enjoyment when he's on the broadcast, then. A LOT.
  19. USAFChief
    I've noticed a couple good stops on pitches in the dirt.
  20. USAFChief
    EH-DEE clap-clap-clapclapclap EH-DEE clap-clap-clapclapclap EH-DEE clap-clap-clapclapclap
  21. USAFChief
    Mrs Chief was getting dressed for church Sunday morning, standing in front of a full length mirror. "This dress! It makes me look fat!" I felt bad, so I thought I'd toss her a compliment. Maybe she'd have a better day. "Honey," I said. "Even after all these years, your eyesight is still perfect!"
  22. USAFChief
    I wanted to take a moment to publicly thank sampleSizeOfOne. SSOO stands ever ready to pick up game thread duty when we are in need of a volunteer. He's done fantastic work, often on short notice, and with nary a complaint or whine. THANK YOU! With that said...let's get September taken care of...lots of opportunities. AlwaysinModeration has already stepped up and taken on a game. who else? It promises to be a great month...battling for a WC sounds like fun. Let's make the game threads equal to the task!
  23. USAFChief
    That's not good. Not good at all.
  24. USAFChief
    like your nanna. edit: or Carlos Quintana. edit2: Maybe Benihana.
  25. USAFChief
    fair enough. he has to do all those things at the MLB level, though. And again...I'm not in favor of trading Gordon for Verlander.
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