1. Already answered. Just like Astros is short for Trash Can Clankers, er, I mean, Astronauts.
2. No cellars in Florida. I miss them. We had a kickass one growing up but it had water problems so we couldn't finish it the way we wanted to. Still good for ping-pong and setting up the batting net in the winter to hit off the tee.
3. That Marsh dude for Philly looks like he could be good for the evil role with all that hair all over the place. Either that or he'd be the Cousin It of MLB's Addams Family (Judge plays Lurch).
4. Whatever SWR did in the offseason has paid off very handsomely. His upward track is making that Berrios trade look outstanding.
5. Since I've always been an underdog backer, I like parity a bunch. Always like to think that my team has a chance no matter how stacked the budgets are. As a fan of comedy, Weird Al needs to make another album. Can you imagine what he'd do with Taylor Swift?