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  1. Harmonic convergence? Is that like when a ball gets popped up between 2 outfielders and an infielder? For some reason it reminds me of a flux capacitor...
  2. Wait... What never happened? Did i miss something?
  3. While i know what he (Dick) means, it still feels like something is inaccurate. If i've been paying attention, we had 2 people on the bench yesterday and 1 today? Last i checked, the usual sense of juggling occurs when you have more objects than hands... Anyway... tomorrow is a new day and a new game. I count these games as "interesting times" even if not everything is going our way.
  4. mmmm punch! Wait. Was that a joke you made about not listening attentively? And consequent repetition? Golly, i think i've been one upped! Well done sir! (and I like that the list now goes to 11). Ya know, i think there is plenty of punch to go around! Yeay, verily, the punch bowl runneth over. Only the cool aid glass is half full. Punch and ... Judy? Pie? The New Yorker? A bag of/for?... for some reason the word punch is fraught with associations. Now if only the twins line up can find its punch again in Detroit! Thanks again for an entertaining game thread, even if'n i didn't contribute so much. I too kinda zoned out at the barrage of doubles in the bottom of the 7th...
  5. If you left out 5, how do you even know what 3 8 and 9 are? Oh wait. Repetition... I heard somewhere that was one of the keys to humor. (If memory serves. Tell joke. If funny, repeat until it's not. If not, repeat until it is. something like that.) Anyway, game over, man! There seems to have been a rally. Too bad it was the Indians rallying...
  6. Oh well... Back to a 3 run lead. But i like the outfield assist at second... on a force out. (is that the dark side of the force out?)
  7. (Why not go all out?) He may throw a strike. He looks on. (Or is that hubris?)
  8. Oh well. I guess we lost. Stretching the rubber band...
  9. Aw man! I didn't know we were tryin' to solve the game thread? If we solve it, do the twins win? Might that explain 3 losing seasons? We gotta up our game! Yeah, one assumes cryptic crosswords have solutions, and i don't thing that's safe with game threads...
  10. Oh, i feel bad for watching stuff because my eyes were open.
  11. Ain't nothin' to my grampar. But yeah, setting a good example is commendable. (or is that comestible?)
  12. Me too! Tie game (and we threatened to take the lead... almost.)
  13. Yup. Though i just gave the obvious culmination line. The theatrical production entirely merged the two corresponding fight scenes. The parody itself was of the original trilogy in 3+ hours, set to show tunes. If i recall, a contest to identify all the sources for music was won by someone getting 42 of the 43.
  14. "I don't know -- Probably." "Probably. Very Probably. Certain, in fact." Ah...
  15. Do we need to speak to the contradiction stick? (dang google. is no obscure reference safe?")
  16. My absolute favorite parody of that moment: Luke: "I'm not left handed" Vader: "You are now!"
  17. I approve of spoiling one new movie, but not spoiling which movie is spoiled! Yeah, i didn't know it was from a recent movie, so you're doin' fine. (And gosh, now i'm trying to think the last time i made it to a proper movie theater. As media goes, i feel like i'll echo Walter's 3'000 years of beautiful tradition comment, i'm living in the past.)
  18. Nice video! Never seen a whoopy cushion do that before. ... And now we see why they keep Gomes on...
  19. Meh, your gripes probably wouldn't have been satisfying enough... sour gripes. And thanks for pointing out the symmetry! I hadn't caught that one. "Looks like we're gonna need a bigger glove."
  20. Me and my big mouth. I got asymmetry. Lotta ball to play still.
  21. Now Now, Twins/Indians. Perfectly symmetric violence never solved anything. (#9 hitter on, followed by a hit.)
  22. Do not attempt to adjust your gamecast... We control the horizontal. We control the vertical... (original referent cause looking things up is fun.) And sorry i'm too slow to put it on the first reply to yer post.
  23. You said it! (And another 3rd strike runner...)
  24. And no problem with Florimon's bat this time around... Walk, steals second, and gets 3rd on over throw... and in on a Dozier Double! 1-0
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