To paraphrase the little statement over CRArko's avatar: "Don't need no stinkin batting practice!" Any idea/guesstimate how long? And as it hasn't found its way up here: Minnesota Twins 1. Brian Dozier {R} 2B 2. Torii Hunter {R} RF 3. Joe Mauer {L} 1B 4. Trevor Plouffe {R} 3B 5. Eddie Rosario {L} LF 6. Eduardo Nunez {R} SS 7. Kurt Suzuki {R} C 8. Danny Santana {R} CF 9. Phil Hughes {R} P Cincinnati Reds 1. Billy Hamilton {S} CF 2. Ivan De Jesus {R} 2B 3. Joey Votto {L} 1B 4. Todd Frazier {R} 3B 5. Jay Bruce {L} RF 6. Marlon Byrd {R} LF 7. Tucker Barnhart {S} C 8. Eugenio Suarez {R} SS 9. Anthony DeSclafani {R} P I'll take a pass on saying any one Riverbrian-isms is better than another. I think i vote for the short story thread intro... The pregrame science are more thought provoking, but the post game dances are um, well, something. And being a fan of Young Frankenstein, i gotta go with Boyle. What other decisions do i have to avoid?