Well done! Good ol' Robert Frost.
Reminds me of this quantum mechanical parody thereof...
Two slits diverged in a yellow plate,
And sorry momentum spurred me through,
I could not stop and choose my fate,
But loped on with unwavoring gate
And which I took, I never knew.
Observers always heave a sigh
Confronted by the evidence.
Two slits diverged in a plate, and I -
I took them both as easy as pi,
And that has made the interference.
Some day i'll figure quantum out... Probably when i finally do homework.
I hear a main stumbling block is statistical mechanics, so i'm sure following baseball is good practice.