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Can't believe i didn't think of this chicken before... -
Even the ones from Mars?
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And... they go down even more significantly if you don't.
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What happens on the scrabble board stays on the scrabble board...
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3-2 after 6.
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Yes.
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What's our record against the jinx?
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Some book says 4 feet good. So that would be 7.5 good.
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Updating Circus Boy. I guess i missed another run in the next inning. And our time of posession advantage. Did we get any sacks?
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Still clinging to a 2-0 lead entering the 4th. cbu I miss anything?
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Musta was... Why folk have to wait so long for one. Yeah, i guess i meant the other left.
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And if they shift against a lefty slugger, only need one on the right side of the infield... Might that be Godot?
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2-0 after 1. cbu
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Play Ball!
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That Mister Googlez is smrt!
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Parade is over. Got a ride back to the beginning from a couple of clowns. I can follow the thread...
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I must admit it. You are better than me.
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Deja vu. I think i have been waiting for this parade before, tasked with writing a game thread, not knowing what i would write... But that (or those?) times the Twins weren't leading there division. I could away with substandard game intros. Ha. Jokes on them (you?) I got no standards to hold me down, to pick me up, to make me frown. So this is it. The fire trucks are shining their wheels, all in fine uniforms. Parade might be over by the time the game begins, and i got an opportunity to car pool, so i can post on the game thread... if my phone has charge and signal. They are handing out mucus (he means music...) percussionist asks if there is a triangle part, he says you gotta go ask pythagoras... squares on every side of me! And you wonder why i am like this? Anyway, i am a student of deja fu, so maybe i'll write a better intro this time? Remember rule 1. Anyway, we go for a sweep with a line up we can get away with. I hope we get away with it. Perez is pitching for us. Lynn is pitching for them. And i leave line ups to a benevolent soul, looking to acquire merit. Discuss them when they appear, and tell bad jokes! Ps. Sorry i don't know the Beckett well enough to riff off that. Feel free to show me up!
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Alas, no.
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Santana didn't hit homer. How'd that not happen again?
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7th letter in the aphabet. Oh, you mean in the diagram. A bird counterweight that falls into the bucket when the bird goes for the cracker. And the clock applies the napkin to the face repeatedly as it is attached to the pendulum that will swing forth and back. Any othef questions?
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Nor do the hokey pokey, i take it. That Santana can hit, eh?
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Paging Chief to the white courtesy phone...
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Seems like the bushy mustache would get in the way of said napkin, but also would do its job for it...
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Not over yet...
