Here is another breakdown: not going to be a FA: Madison Bumgarner (28) — $12MM club option with a $1.5M buyout (not going to be a FA) Chris Sale (29) — $12.5MM club option with a $1MM buyout (uh, ya, they might exercise that) OLD: Jesse Chavez (34) (no thanks) Bartolo Colon (45) (ha) Jorge De La Rosa (37) (too old) R.A. Dickey (43) — $8MM club option with $500K buyout (haha) Scott Feldman (35) (too old) Doug Fister (34) (no) Jaime Garcia (31) (hahahaha) Matt Garza (34) (haha) Miguel Gonzalez (34) (too old) Yoshihisa Hirano (34) (too old) Ubaldo Jimenez (34) (too old, not good) John Lackey (39) (too old, retired?) Ricky Nolasco (35) — $13MM club option with a $1MM buyout (hahahahahaha) CC Sabathia (37) (no) Anibal Sanchez (34) — $16MM club option with a $5MM buyout (too old) Jason Vargas (35) (too old) Chris Young (39) (should be Chris old) Not good (and not on the old list, I hope): Brett Anderson (30) (why would anyone sign him and expect him to be good?) Clay Buchholz (33) (uh, no) Trevor Cahill (30) (if this is what they sign, good luck) Matt Cain (33) — $21MM club option with a $7.5MM buyout (NL starter with an ERA over 5 three straight years) John Danks (33) (uh, has he ever been good?) Jaime Garcia (31) (hahahaha) Dillon Gee (32) (really?) Derek Holland (31) (not good) Jordan Lyles (27) (never produced) Ricky Nolasco (35) — $13MM club option with a $1MM buyout (hahahahahaha) Tyson Ross (31) (has he been good in 4 years?) Hector Santiago (30) (hahahahaha) Jon Niese (31) (injured) If they don't exercise the option, why would you want him (or why would he take less)? Wei-Yin Chen (32) — Can opt out of the remaining three years, $52MM on his contract (you going to pay him more than that?) Johnny Cueto (32) — Can opt out of the remaining four years, $84MM on his contract (well, he's not opting out after being hurt) Nathan Eovaldi (28) — $2MM club option (if he's worth $2MM, he stays, if not, why do you want him?) Yovani Gallardo (32) — $13MM club option with a $2MM buyout (if he's not worth $13MM, why do you want him?) Ian Kennedy (33) — Can opt out of the remaining three years, $43MM on his contract (you going to pay him more than that?) Wade Miley (31) — $12MM club option with a $500K buyout (if he's not worth $12MM, why do you want him?) Mike Minor (30) — $10MM mutual option with a $1.25MM buyout (if he's not worth $10MM, why do you want him?) Matt Moore (29) — $9MM club option with a $1MM buyout (if he's not worth $9MM, why do you want him?) Martin Perez (27) — $6MM club option with a $2.45MM buyout (if he's not worth $6MM, why do you want him?) Masahiro Tanaka (29) — Can opt out of the remaining three years, $67MM on his contract (you going to pay him more than that?) Josh Tomlin (33) — $3MM club option with a $750K buyout (well, if he's not worth $3MM......) Possible options: Yu Darvish (31) (Twins won't win the bidding war, will they?) Jake Arrieta (32) (too expensive for his production?) Andrew Cashner (31) (no idea, but he wasn't terrible this year) Jhoulys Chacin (30) (first good year in 3 years) Tyler Chatwood (28) (a flyer maybe, but I bet he stays in CO, would you bet on him as your big acquisition?) Alex Cobb (30) (certainly possible, but might be best/safest on the list, that will cost $$) Jeremy Hellickson (31) (has he ever been as good as his hype?) Lance Lynn (31) (good bet, but given the options, more than you think) Michael Pineda (29) (possible number 4/5 type) Chris Tillman (30) (only good in even numbered years, so 1 year deal only)