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  1. Blake
    Figures I got ninja'd by the chief ninja.
  2. Blake
    Yes.
  3. Blake
    do you, perchance, have the winning lottery numbers?
  4. Blake
    Well, crud. Smeltzer has lost the location of his pitches.
  5. Blake
    But, do you have the official mat?
  6. Blake
    By the way, is this where we start hollering to get rid of Smeltzer because he obviously isn't a good pitcher, because he's unable to maintain a 0.00 ERA throughout a season?
  7. Blake
    Sure am!
  8. Blake
    Used to make hotdog sammiches as a kid. Slice the hotdog lengthwise, fry, put on bread with mayo and mustard.
  9. Blake
    Hotburger. Toss some chili on it, and away you go.
  10. Blake
    Well, to be fair, MN has a lot of outdoor hockey arenas. Just saying.
  11. Blake
    Who caught the ball from Marwin?
  12. Blake
    I challenge your math!
  13. Blake
    Yeah, but at least it's a voluntary tax.
  14. Blake
    That last bit was comparing the lottery to the chances of getting a home run ball from and signed by Mr. Kepler. Tongue-in-cheek as it were.
  15. Blake
    If you're at the game, you've got a chance. If not, then, no chance. Sort of like the lottery slogan of, "You can't win if you don't play."
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  17. Blake
    sarcasm pegged inline

    From the album: randomgif

  18. Blake
    He was hilarious in the "Black Adder" series.
  19. Blake
    Point of order?
  20. Blake
    Would you mind elaborating? Thanks.
  21. Blake
  22. Blake
    Yeah, I've looked into it and got mixed results. Sort of like my game thread openers.
  23. Blake
    I don't know about asking nicely but I might be able to manage begging and pleading.
  24. Blake
    And your point?
  25. Blake
    Disclaimer: This post is in no way designed to encourage the fabulous RiverBrian to continue to grace us with his continued presence on these pages. Disclaimer disclaimer: Not true. -Thank you. Thread author.
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