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  1. Riverbrian
    Girls like Bobbleheads!!! Thank You good Night.
  2. Riverbrian
    In honor of PJ Walters... the PJ stands for Phillip DeWayne BTW... Before I go... A Knock Knock Joke... Knock Knock Who's There? Phillip DeWayne Phillip DeWayne Who? Phillip DeWayne Phillip DeWayne Phillip DeWayne... Take care of your own damn Bath...
  3. Riverbrian
    Yes... yes I have... And I'm not talking to you.
  4. Riverbrian
    All runs were unearned... It'll look like a line drive in the box score tomorrow.
  5. Riverbrian
    Random Shout out of Fruit Flavors. Good addition to the game thread.
  6. Riverbrian
    Not a question of If... But a question of ( )
  7. Riverbrian
    Two weeks ago... I was sitting naked in big tub of vanilla pudding. Singing Camptown Races while air guitarist with a tennis racket. We lead different lives.
  8. Riverbrian
    I'm just gonna hold and check the result later.
  9. Riverbrian
    Not to mention... being MISTAKEN on that subject with your WIFE. I think Chief will agree that would perhaps be your biggest problem to come back from. Flowers won't cut it.
  10. Riverbrian
    Glorm... Comes back solid.
  11. Riverbrian
    OK... I'm gonna keep trying... Ummm... Where does asking a lady "when is the baby due" mistaken cuz she's not pregnant rank.
  12. Riverbrian
    Ummm... Where does that Pringles Can that is too small to fit my hand in... So you can't reach the bottom half of the chips... Ummm... Fall.
  13. Riverbrian
    Umm... Where does that stupid straw that hardly punctures the Capri Sun fall?
  14. Riverbrian
    That is beautiful.
  15. Riverbrian
    Dog... You just stopped us from walking through the door you left open. As for Theilbar... I like him... Looking good so far and we could use a good portsider.
  16. Riverbrian
    Ladies and Gentlemen... from Tucson Arizona... A warm round of Applause Lets hear it for... MR. SOFTIE SPEE-DOH. (Music: Are you ready for this)
  17. Riverbrian
    Hey everyone... Let's watch Glorm wiggle out of this one.
  18. Riverbrian
    What did you buy?
  19. Riverbrian
    Apologies are not allowed on a game thread unless they are funny... You will have to try again.
  20. Riverbrian
    The Right Lefty Thing I suppose... Dozier had been swinging it pretty well... I might have saved Herrmann for the ninth if we need a dinger.
  21. Riverbrian
    Dont swing at that pitch 2-0... Grrrr... Rookies... I pull for them real hard but they always do stuff like that.
  22. Riverbrian
    Tough Crowd since he won the last two games almost single handedly. But I understand... its what have you done for me lately... Got to keep them pointed forward.
  23. Riverbrian
    That is a fantastic idea... We need a business plan and investors.
  24. Riverbrian
    The term "Can of Corn" was coined around the turn of the century... Grocers use to knock cans of corn down from the top shelf with a hooked stick and catch the can in their Apron. Ashbury remembers the exact moment like it was yesterday.
  25. Riverbrian
    Give one to Iowa as well.
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