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  1. Riverbrian
    ​Arcia
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    I would have made the other twin do the same... Just to keep it even between them.
  3. Riverbrian
    OK Ashbury... Do we break into Phil Collins now...
  4. Riverbrian
    No you didn't... But I for sure... Have to get new material.
  5. Riverbrian
    At 10 years old... I was picking them up while sleeping in the middle of the night and moving them some place else. They couldn't figure out how they ended up sleeping in the bathtub or behind the Couch.
  6. Riverbrian
    I'm guessing that Ashbury's first ban will be me and then I will ban him right back and we will be down to two in no time at all.
  7. Riverbrian
    lol... My favorite was: Me: Good night son... 2 year old Son: Good night Dad... Me: Shhh... What was that... 2 year old Son: What was what Daddy? Me: Shhhh... (Dramatic pause)... Nevermind... I thought I heard something in your closet... Good night buddy.
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    Riverbrian: Nothing to worry about Glorm my boy... You get back to bed... I'll tuck you in. Glorm: OK... I won't worry... Good night Riverbrian: Goodnight... Don't let the bed bigs bite Glorm: (stops) What are bed bugs? Riverbrian: They are these little tiny bugs... They are so small that you can't see them... But they are there... Millions of them... In your bed... On the couch... They are everywhere... They feed on your blood... They are very interesting... Any way... Good night.
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    Where's Snepp or Labombo... They could find a video for that... Some kind of Zombie still coming at you after you blow it's head off not once but twice thing.
  10. Riverbrian
    Place is a madhouse... Feels like being cloned. or... Where am I to go... Now that I've gone too far.
  11. Riverbrian
    I wonder if Marlin would have survived the screen tests and focus groups of today? Focus Group Member #1: He's kinda Old Moderator: Well he's actually dead now so... Yeah he's kinda old... What other impressions did you have? FGM #3: I didn't think he said things like "Criky" and "what a pretty girl" Enough Moderator: well he's actually dead now... So... OK... What else? FGM #22: Why did he just stand there and let the other guy do all work. That big dark haired guy was like inches from that leopard. I think I'd respect him more if he helped out. Moderator: Well He's actuallly dead now... He can't move... We just got him propped against that tree. Marlin was very popular in the 70's... We were hoping he could still be today.
  12. Riverbrian
    When I feel cold... You warm me.
  13. Riverbrian
    Oh I... Oh I... Better learn how to face it.
  14. Riverbrian
    There is this lady I work with... When she sneezes... She makes this tiny little "sneep" sound. I just look at her and say... "That accomplished nothing at all. God should just take the sneeze away from you... If that's what you are going to do with it".
  15. Riverbrian
    Exactly... He was the 70th ranked Prospect in Baseball... Wait til you see what #67 does when he arrives.
  16. Riverbrian
    Report from around the league league league league: Puig Puig Puig Puig
  17. Riverbrian
    I don't know what I ate... I just ate it.
  18. Riverbrian
    Plouffe... Should have charged the mound.
  19. Riverbrian
    Morneau... ​now they will come in bunches.
  20. Riverbrian
    Yes Sir... it's all of them.
  21. Riverbrian
    He is but he falls apart after 5.2 innings and he implodes after June 21 every year.
  22. Riverbrian
    There's this Lewis Black bit... Paraphrasing... It's so cold that I haven't had an actual thought in months... Every time I start to get a thought... My mind goes.. **** its cold.
  23. Riverbrian
    Thats funny... Your in East Grand Forks... Come over to my house and wipe up this water I just spit out laughing.
  24. Riverbrian
    Wow... Impressive... Correct answer and reason... Right off the bat.
  25. Riverbrian
    Speaking of Punters... Here's a question... If you were the undisputed top High School Punter in the country... Every College Football Coach has offered you a full ride scholarship and equal money under the table. Your Home Town is International Falls... To Which College do you commit and why?
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