The First time is always a special moment in a girls life. We should all be giving her advice right now. 1. Don't use your real name. 2. If you get ahead on a slot machine... Walk Away... And never play them again!!! whose got 3 4 and 5?
And if she would have simply told her to click them when she pulled them off the dead house crushed witches feet. Dark Side of the Moon would have been much shorter!!!
It's good to have baseball back... Last night I had to watch the Wizard of Oz with my wife. I noticed something that I didn't notice before. At the end of the movie... Dorothy says to the Scarecrow. "I think I'll miss you most of all". My wife says "ahh that's nice". And I'm thinking... She just said that in front of the Tin Man and Lion!!! What a horrible little child!!! Probably broke the Tin Mans new heart right there.
Thats why Small Town life is better... In Minneapolis... That isn't even a story... In a smaller town like Mankato... Big News... And Snepp will know who you are.
Thats kinda true... Bakersfield started as a stopover. It was Oklahoma Women... Who said... "Stop this Wagon!!! I'm going no further!!! I've been sitting on this dusty board Bouncing And bouncing and bouncing... It's hot... There were Indians shooting at us and I'm tired of eating Jerky. That's it!!! I'm done... Unload this wagon right here... Right now"!!!
Ok... Raise your hand... How many of us have taken that melted chocolate bar and tried to eat it anyway? Licking the melted chocolate from the little creases and folds and getting more on your face and hands in the process.
Merle Haggard is from Oklahoma and he helped create the Bakersfield Sound. The Band KORN is from Bakersfield and if they were from Oklahoma... They would know how to spell Corn.
I had to run that through the translator... It came out as: You Empty-headed animal Chief... Riverbrian farts in your General Direction. Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries.