Riverbrian

Is anything on that menu... You know... Umm... Food? I guess I will go with the Duck Shawerma Platter. I'd also probably start things off with the Bacon Wrapped Dates. Thinking back to my Single days... I can think of some dates that would have gone Better if the girl was bacon wrapped.

Arf is like Aloha. It means many things.

Menu please.

Shoot I forgot to do that to. I'm a bad dog.

Thanks for starting the Game Thread Glunn... And thanks for your help String. I've been working like a dog and I honestly thought it was a night game tonight. Way to pick me up!!!

​Arcia

Its super freaky Yow.

That put Superfreak in my head.

Is there some reason that runs are only produced via the long ball this Friday.

​Herrmann

Ho Hum... How Routine can he be. (Yawn)

OH MAN!!! That means you are licking inside of Hawk Harrelson's Ear!!!

morneau!!! Salami

Your Wife is going be scrolling through your search history and come across "Winston Churchill Hot". I'd starting thinking about an explanation right now for when she finds it.

That's a good question... But I'm thinking that you will be wanting Winston Churchill's Breasts.

Yeah... You're like a cross between Winston Churchill and Cindy Crawford.

Boom!!! That one is out of Here.

I actually do the opposite.

Yeah... I'd blame the Empty Seats.

Twins SP: SP Gibson and Hendriks Game 1: 2B Dozier C Mauer DH Willingham 1B Morneau RF Colabello LF Arcia 3B Plouffe CF Thomas SS Florimon White Sox: SP Danks and Leesman Game 1 CF De Aza SS Ramirez RF Rios DH Dunn 1B Konerko 3B Gillaspie 2B Beckham LF Viciedo C Flowers Things to think about: 1. Think about the White Sox... I hate the White Sox... With every fiber of my being. In all sports at all levels... I can't think of another team that I hate more than the White Sox. I hate them so much... I've thought about them 12 times yesterday. I hate thinking that the White Sox could end up drafting ahead of us next year and at the same time... I would hate it more to see the White Sox finish with a better record. If the White Sox were run over by a bus... I would hope that the car behind the bus... Nails them to. 2. Think about Doubleheaders... It makes a great Friday. Not just one...But two games. Baseball is the greatest game in the World. Let's see those pansy Viking players play two games in one day. 3. Think about Power... Gardy appears to be loading up on Power today with the Return of Willingham. Hammer, Morny, Cola, Arcia, Plouffe back to back to back to back to back. If we don't hit some out today... I can't see those guys small balling it. 4. Think about Liam Hendriks... Now that you have thought about him... Think about the last time you thought about him. It's been awhile hasn't it. He was a prospect at one time. 5. Think about Driving... If you drive WRECKless... Shouldn't that be what we are all trying to achieve. I know my insurance company would appreciate WRECKless driving.

I always appreciate your Posts Rosterman

California Angels struck out 26 times vs. Oakland A's in 1971.

You forgot... Jane stop this crazy thing.

Lyrics by Neil Peart

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