Riverbrian

You can't listen to that without swinging your arms in exaggerated conducted motions.

Alright... Now I got some Iron Maiden in my head.

Another mention of Brahms. If I hear Violins... I'm going to bed!

Bert: Full Count... two outs... The runners will be off with the pitch Dick: I've been wearing ladies underwear during the month of September. They seem to tear easy.

The D has been pretty messed up... Guys like Correia usually don't survive... Messed up D.

I seriously have "Go To Sleep" "Go to Sleep" on a loop in my head... It's all ChiTown's fault with her Brahms reference.

Twins playing bad ball in the 4th. Willingham leading they way... Parm following the Hammer.

At least... He got Dirty.

That was Dozier on the relay

when you first see that picture... At that size... You first thought is Yike!!! Then you realize that Ike is more appropriate.

I used to have a job as Balloon Holder for a rookie knife thrower at Walmart. Complete Rookie... Just transferred over from Cosmetics.

I went home Early Today... Then I came back... It was a nice effort... I just couldn't pull it off.

Don't get me started... The East Coast guys call those... Either 9AM Eastern Time for the West Coast or 1PM for Central time to enjoy. I'd like some food about that time.

I say... Plunk him In that case... He'll just clog the bases up.

I don't know how you guys can live Pacific Time. You guys do realize that you are making the world wait for you people to get to bed!

Man is Seth Smith Slowwwwww

I'm influential!!!

Yeah a Lullabye is really gone help matters! Jeez

Those are the best bets... I was driving with my Son home from somewhere. The Garmin said we'd get home at 2:45. My son makes the comment that we always arrive 4 minutes before the Garmin predicts. I had noticed that myself but I felt like having some fun... So I said... I'll bet you 5 bucks the Garmin is exactly right... It will be 2:45 when we pull in the driveway. He took the bet... Foolishly of course... Because I was driving and there was no stipulation on speed of travel or weather we move forward at all. As we got closer... It started to look like he was right... So I started driving 10 MPH while he yelled DAD!!! Come On!!! It was a good lesson to learn and I got 5 dollars that I'd given him back.

You post at 9:09 and so did I... I'm betting on me because I'm ju

Late one tonight... Don't know how long I can go... May fall asleep while posting. There sure is a lot of foul territory at th

Twins: SP Kevin Correia Not released yet... Gardy is cooking up a real good one tonight. A's: SP Dan Straily CF Crisp 3B Donaldson SS Lowrie LF Moss RF Reddick DH Smith C Vogt 1B Barton 2B Sogard Things to Think About: 1. The Oakland A's... Much at stake for the Green and Gold... 5 Game lead over the Rangers with 10 games left on the A's Schedule. Half game lead over the Tigers for the 2nd best record in the A.L. and an extra home game during the 1st round. The Twins can experiment if need be... The A's can't... The Eye Black has to be on! 2. Dan Straily... This young starting pitcher can be tattooed and he can be lights out. He came out of nowhere as a prospect but he got himself some MLB mound time by being a prolific swing and miss guy in the minors. A pitcher who can strike guys out isn't ideal for a Twins team that strikes out a lot. 3. Kevin Corriea... In my opinion... The A's are a momentum team... When they start rolling they roll... Kevin is gonna have to do his best to keep the mo contained... Bottled up... 4. 1,000 Wins... 3 to go... 11 Games left. Gardy needs to win 3 games to reach quadruple digits. This may go down to the wire. I don't know if anyone else cares... But I find myself really really really caring. I want Gardy to get that number this year!!! 5. Hotels... The big hotels with multiple floors... They don't have a 13th floor... Get in the elevator and it goes... 10... 11... 12... 14... I'm not buying it... I refuse to stay on the 14th floor... I subtract the missing floor because it's obvious that they are trying to fool me that I'm not on 13. I simply won't let them take advantage of me like that... If I'm staying in room 2012... I tell myself it's really Room 1912... Technically I'm right... As a result... One time... I was pissed when my key wouldn't work in the actual room 1912 when I tried to enter it by mistake... The couple in that room were also pissed that I tried to open their door. Come to think of it... Hotel Security was also a little miffed that he had to actually do something after he was called by the couple. My explanation of the 13th floor thing and my twisted mind didn't seem to make any of them feel better. One more thought on the subject... If Hotels don't have a 13th floor... How come book publishers have no problem with Chapter 11's.

Twins: SP Scott Diamond CF Presley 2B Dozier 3B Plouffe LF Arcia DH Doumit 1B Colabello RF Thomas SS Escobar C Fryer White Sox: SP John Danks Lineup not out... I hope they all get out... Once it comes out. Things to Think About: 1. Think About Eric Fryer... It's nice that he's getting a start. He hit a home run the other night... He probably thought that would spring board himself into a start the next night... That didn't happen... He had to wait until getaway day. 2. Think about Scott Diamond... He gave us some high hope last year... Now no one knows what he is going to give us. Good Luck Scott... Go Get Em... Pulling for ya. 3. Think about Oswaldo Arcia... I wonder if he likes LF or RF better. It's a lame thought I know... But... It's early in the day... And I'm struggling to come up with baseball thoughts against the White Sox this September Pennant Chaseless Morning. 4. Think about... (INSERT THOUGHT HERE) 5. Think about Signs... Signs Signs everywhere a Sign... Blocking up the scenery... A couple years ago... There was an employee strike at the sign company. They were picketing in front of the company carrying signs... Since they were on strike... There was nothing printed on the signs.

Alright... I'm Tired... Smash Atom... Signing off.

Simply Irresistible... He has a bad case of... Ok... I've exhausted the Robert Palmer hits.