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Koobs!!! Good thing Arcia is hurt!

Maybe we can get plunked to victory.

Depends on your definition of Riot. If riot means turning over cars and lighting them on fire... I'd say no because the membership is too scattered. If riot means typing mean words in the direction of Gardenhire... I'd say yes.

You know you have stuff when Dick calls your sinker a breaking ball.

Full count to start... Get that pitch count up.

Gametime forecast: Partly cloudy. Winds blowing from left to right field at 1-10 m.p.h. Temperature: Around 50. Twins: SP, Nolasco Dozier 2B Mauer 1B Willingham LF Colabello DH Plouffe 3B Kubel RF Suzuki C Hicks CF Florimon SS Indians: SP, Masterson Morgan CF Swisher 1B Kipnis 2B Santana 3B Brantley LF Chisenhall DH Gomes C Murphy RF Aviles SS --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Things to Think About: 1. One Thousand Wins -- Ron Gardenhire reached 4 digits in wins yesterday... This is quite the accomplishment. Not many Managers are around long enough to reach this number. It speaks to his ability and it speaks to his longevity. To stay around long enough... You gotta make a lot of right decisions. Right decisions on the field and right decisions on the phone... Email and face to face meetings with players and the Owners and GM. To reach a thousand Wins... It isn't just on the field... You gotta be good off the field as well. 2. One Thousand Losses -- Gardenhire's career record stands at 1000-950... That means it's very probable that Gardy will reach 1,000 losses in 2014. That milestone should also be celebrated. One thousand losses with the same club is probably a harder accomplishment compared to 1 thousand wins. 3. One Thousand At Bats -- They say that it takes about 1,000 at bats before you know what you have in a player. I don't know who said it first but a lot of important people echo it. Arcia 397 Hicks 334 Colabello 200... What do we have? Indeed. 4. One Thousand Dollars a Day -- Is $365,000 a Year... Major League Minimum is $500,000. February to September is 7 months of work a year... Average Family Doctor makes $158,000. So take all those numbers and add them all together and Gardenhire reached 10 Thousand Wins and each ball player should try real hard. 5. One Thousand Words -- They say a picture is worth a thousand words. How do photographers feed their family with that kind of value?

Rare Air!!! He's our field general with a milestone deserving of applause!!!

Non Believer!!! By the end of his current contract!!! Book it!!!

Introducing the Twins Rollarcoaster

What? Is the suit too much?

Routine Mop up duty for Perkins

I wonder how i'd look in a suit like this.

I'm thinking Yellowstone sounds nice... I've never seen a super volcano up close or been run over by a herd of buffalo.

Anybody have any summer vacation plans?

And just when I thought I could trust you to hold my credit card while I went swimming or something.

Better yet... April in Chicago

April in Chicago

April in Tucson

April in North Dakota

Alright... I'm caught up...the Twins have a lead... The snow is melting... I'm having a good day.

Nope Sorry... Limestone was the lucky charm and his good voodoo was stronger than your bad Voodoo. The thing about Voodoo... It comes and goes... Tomorrow you could be the man.

That is Chaotically beautiful.

Thanks Limestone... You the Man!

Yeah!!! Send in them Clowns!!!

Thank God that's over!!! Im happy for the win but sad for the level of play. That was 3 games of bad baseball. Hopefully it improves in Cleveland.