Riverbrian

We only have one fridge so it occupies our top shelf. I do know that Watermelon is best when sliced. The outside tastes nasty.

Yeah... I hear ya buddy... Them Women... They were dresses and Pants.

(Hospital Waiting Room... Riverbrian Family paging through December edition of Guns and Ammo... The Doctor approaches) Doctor: Riverbrian is doing fine... We got the appendix out before it burst. Wife: That's good news... Thank you!!! Doctor: We did have a little complication... Some of his DNA was attached to the bottom side and was out of our view and it came out during the procedure. Wife: DNA? Won't he need that? What does that mean? Doctor: He'll be fine but he will be going through some physical changes? Wife: Physical changes? Like what? Doctor: Did you ever see Jeff Goldblum in "The Fly". Wife: I'm sorry.. I don't understand... He was just getting his appendix out. Doctor: Your gonna want to stock up on Bananas... He's gonna devolop a powerful hankering for Bananas. Wife: Hold on... Bananas? Doctor: Yep... We are talking a big supply of them... You may want a Sam's club membership or establish a relationship with a wholesaler or move to the Caribbean. Wife: Is this part of that DNA mistake... How much did you remove? Doctor: About 2 percent. Oh... Yeah... If you can't find him and you don't know where he is... Check the Trees... He might be up in a tree. Wife: Is my husband turning into a monkey? Is that what you are saying. Doctor: Oh No... Absolutely not... Except... Yeah... He is... Not a Monkey so much... That's a broad term... Chimp would be more specific. Wife: I gotta sit down Doctor: Like I said... He'll be fine... He's gonna be much stronger... His Arms are gonna get real long... He'll reach things very easy... He keeps his thumbs... Kids are gonna love him. Oh... And the body hair... You will save a lot money in coats and clothing in general.

With his speed...and a tag needed... I think he had it but Runners can be a decoy in that situation. All in All... I'm happy for the run!

Watermelon?

Get a Big Screen TV for the wall and you'll be ready to officially move in.

It was... As a coach... I always tell my players... If you are on second base... You have to know where everybody is positioned. You have to look behind you and know where the SS is.

Yeah it wasn't good... I assume he didn't notice where Ramirez was positioned and went to third on instinct. Thinking it was in the hole or the 3B getting to the ball leaving the base open.

That's Ok... Run scored Although I'm not sure what Dozier was doing other that trying to be a decoy in case he wanted to throw home.

Aggressive Baserunning by the speedy Santana!!! Love it!!!

I think Joe is gonna take the 1st pitch.

What kinda gas milage did you get with it? I'm assuming its 99' Amana... When it starts leaking oil... You probably should replace it.

I agree with you... A pitcher who works quickly is a plus for the defense staying sharp. I think too much is made of it at the pro level because players should be able to stay sharp at all durations but... They don't always... Even at the pro level. If a pitcher wants his best defense behind him... Step to the rubber and throw.

DP... Doctor Prescibed?

When I ump... If a player had odd colored shoes... They wouldn't get a call.

LOL... Strangely... She all of a sudden... Had some place to go.

A photo from a trip to DC about 8 years ago.

Escobar!!! Are we getting to the point with him... That he just might be beyond a fluke streak.

The way Viciedo plays defense... I'm starting to doubt he's Cuban.

Oh... You were talking about baseball.

Bark my friend... It's a good photo... Here's a photo I took of a dog across the street.

Toronto Treatment? That isn't even good enough for Rob Ford!!!

More mistakes to come if he insists on leaving his pitches up in the zone.

That was a mistake... I don't think anyone would plan on leaving a fastball in that spot to Jose Abreu.

Whose the guy in the 10 O Clock position... He doesn't look real.