Wife: You need to eat more vegetables Me: I don't mind vegetables but if I'm looking at a steak and a bunch of veggies... I'm going for the steak. Ice Cream or Veggies... Again... I gotta go with the Ice Cream. Wife: Whens the last time you had a Vegetable. Me: Yesterday... Jen dropped some off in my office. Wife: Something out of her garden? Me: I don't know... They were... Ummm... She told me what they were and I don't remember. Wife: Good God Brian... You can't even identify a Vegetable. How far removed are you from them?