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  1. Could you imagine if we were. It would either go off the rails and take everything in its path down... Or... become extremely lucid.
  2. Blown hit and run and it works out.... LOL...I love baseball.
  3. After HR gets done checking it out... Nothing is a fireable offense anymore.
  4. If the Twins come back when she is gone. I'm just saying... Ya know.
  5. I've become partial to Gelato. I like it creamy and lacking air. Caramel is my favorite flavor... I like Coffee when I'm getting crazy but every single flavor trips my trigger. There is only one flavor I don't care for... Mint.
  6. I'll put ice cream on anything. Ice Cream on a ham sandwich... I'd try it.
  7. I hope you understand.... We are trying to establish if there is a jinx attached to you... But I hope you also understand... That if it does end up conclusive... We don't care... We'd still like you to hang around. Just stop putting nuts in the brownies.
  8. Ok... If I understand this correctly... The score was zero zero and then the Angels exploded for 4 runs in an inning. This leads to my question... When did JB start watching?
  9. I honestly wouldn't have started him last night. Mainly for his own mental sanity. But... I'm glad that Gardy did. I will only be concerned about his current issues... Mainly his wheels falling off... if he is still doing it into next season. Then... I will become concerned. May has the potential to straighten out and fly right. He just needs to find himself.
  10. Yeah... It's obvious based on my punctuation.
  11. Someone needs to be Chief
  12. Alright... It's random Adverb Night...
  13. Nope... Not one bit... I wouldn't feel sorry for the White Sox if they were chained to the wall and Lions were released. Not real African Lions... I was thinking of Drew Stafford and that Suh guy.
  14. All stories are good stories. Stories are triumphs of the human experience and should be celebrated. Stories are what separate us from Water Buffalo. I will always stop and take time to listen to a story.
  15. Yeah... The Vegas odds of that happening in that location have to be about the same as the odds of winning the lottery while being struck by lightning while dating Kathy Ireland.
  16. Oh yeah... There is... I hear it when I get caught looking at a lady in a low cut dress. That and... "Hello... I'm up here".
  17. I have a bunch of stories but this is one of my favorites. I think I've told it before but oh well. I was watching a high school baseball tourney in East Grand Forks. My nephew was playing for Thief River Falls and they were playing Fergus Falls. I was sitting on the top row of portable metal bleachers down the right field line and it was very very windy. The bathrooms and concession stand are situated behind the RF fence so people were always walking behind these portable bleachers. A big gust of wind came up and blew my hat off and I jumped off the bleachers to get it back and a guy walking past grabbed my hat and was trying to throw it back to me but the wind caught it again and it went even further away. The guy actually kinda ran after my hat and this time... He handed it to me. The jokester that I am... I said... "You'll never make the majors leagues with an arm like that". The guy kinda chuckled and continued on his way. Now the interesting part.... I had no idea who the guy was when I said that... But it turns out... It was Dave Goltz. He was watching his son... Who was playing for Fergus Falls. He probably thought... I knew who he was when I made that joke... And I was just amazed at the random coincidence of making that joke toward someone who actually pitched in he major leagues without knowing he was in the major leagues.
  18. And... And... The ball scared the crap out of someone in Arden Hills
  19. Today... I saw a guy with... I'm not sure the exact terminology... But I saw a guy with the highest "gauge" holes in his ears. Big freeking holes in his ear... You could toss ping pong balls through them from distance. I couldn't help but wonder why?
  20. Ok... There I saw some Yankee defense out of Nunez
  21. You have a lovely voice but your yodeling needs some work.
  22. Or Michael J. Fox acting the part of a werewolf.
  23. Only if the Werewolf tumbled off a Dover Cliff.
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