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  1. Riverbrian
    And on that Note... The Twins lost... this has been a circus boy update... Oh Well... Cheer Up Sleepy Jean
  2. Riverbrian
    A little bit of me... and a little bit of you in that sentence
  3. Riverbrian
    Someone has to attempt to spell it.
  4. Riverbrian
    For Anyone Over 50 They sang the next line and it'll be in their head for probably a couple of days.
  5. Riverbrian
    BTW... Go ahead and try get that out of your head now.
  6. Riverbrian
    Here we Come... Walking down the Street... We get the funniest looks from... Everyone we meet
  7. Riverbrian
    LOL... Unfortunately it does.
  8. Riverbrian
    GLORM!!! What's Going Down? Now you Type... "Let's See... My 401K... The Occasional Airplane... But mostly my Butt in this chair".
  9. Riverbrian
    If it doesn't have to be spelled out... You are functioning just fine. One of my other favorites and you've probably all heard this one before: Me: Spell Shop Other: S H O P Me: What do you do at a Green Light You'd be amazed how many people say Stop
  10. Riverbrian
    For research... I've told that joke many times to many different people. Sample Study of 100. 47% Don't get it Until I say "Skeleton Drinking a Beer... Straight to the Floor... It's a Skeleton... he needs the Mop" And Then a Pause and BAWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
  11. Riverbrian
    Chief's got the answer to this one
  12. Riverbrian
    Ahem And... And... Don't make me do it for you
  13. Riverbrian
    And... And... This has been a Circus Boy Update
  14. Riverbrian
    (Pause... Ponder it's purpose in the world) BAWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
  15. Riverbrian
    There's a Game? I haven't seen many Circus Boy updates
  16. Riverbrian
    You disappoint me... I was hoping to see how you spelled the sound that comes after that quote
  17. Riverbrian
    (Pause... Ponder it's purpose in the world) BAWAHAHAHAHAAHA
  18. Riverbrian
    Yes but the E's Taste Funny
  19. Riverbrian
    If I could get a badge that expresses that... Straight to my sleeve it goes.
  20. Riverbrian
    Yep... The Joke has to be so bad... That you ponder it's purpose in the world. Eventually conclude that it was an attempt at a joke. And then BAWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... You then double over... Hold your gut... and say that was really bad. and then everybody laughs together... The Joke Teller Says... (In that high pitched voice you make when you are laughing hard) "I didn't think the joke was that bad" And then you start laughing all over again as you try to say... "Yeah it was" but you can't get the words out... So you say each word and try to catch your breath... Yeah... laughter... it... laughter... was. And then you fall over and kick your legs up in the air. Those are some of the best moments in life
  21. Riverbrian
    However... If you saw an Ewok Cross the road... I imagine... You would immediately Care. Until that point... You are spot on.
  22. Riverbrian
    I'm the worlds biggest fan of bad jokes... I like them more than great jokes. There is nothing like the laugh that is produced after the moment of silence after a bad joke. So... nice Job
  23. Riverbrian
    Yep and the walk... That Call... Kept him from finishing 6 and getting the QS
  24. Riverbrian
    I'm going with E Walk Him
  25. Riverbrian
    Q: What Side of an Ewok has the most hair A: The Outside
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