About a month ago... I was driving home and rolling by my wife's parents place on the way. They live about an hour away. Anyway... My wife wanted me to stop and pick up an old photo that she needed... You know since I was rolling through... that way nobody had to make an hour trip just to pick up the photo. So I'm driving along... Just being me. and I totally forget to stop... Not only did I forget... I didn't recall for the entire hour on the drive home. So... I was completely unprepared when I walked in the door and my wife immediately asked me. Did you get the picture? You get that immediate OMG... I really screwed up feeling when she jogs your memory like that. So... I paused and said... No... Umm... No I didn't... would you settle for a thousand words. To finish the story... She didn't think my thousand words joke was funny at all.