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  1. Riverbrian
    Yeah... As a teenager... I threw up on my date on the tilt a whirl. It stuck to the side and came at her in slow motion. She saw it coming and couldn't get away. It was tragic.
  2. Riverbrian
    And probably even faster still if he was chased by a Leopard.
  3. Riverbrian
    10 Seconds from Home To Third 9 Seconds if you count without Mississippi's
  4. Riverbrian
    The Guy or Gal who got thrown up on.
  5. Riverbrian
    I liked him... Then I was at Mad at Him... Then I started to appreciate him... Then I started blaming him.
  6. Riverbrian
    Only those watching the Twins TV broadcast will get this but Dick forgot to go "One Mississippi Two Mississippi".
  7. Riverbrian
    You had to wait along time to use that line.
  8. Riverbrian
    Dear Paul, Please keep finding a place for Vargas in your lineup Sincerely, Riverbrian
  9. Riverbrian
    OK... I got this one... The Man was in Da NILE Unless of course... It's Cairo Illinois. Then... the psychiatrist was be asking his bookkeeper if the man had paid his bill yet.
  10. Riverbrian
    I have the actual article from the Paris Tennessee Newspaper. A 25 year old man fell into a river in Paris Tennessee last night. I know that we don't have an actual river here in Paris but out of boredom I'm writing that sentence to see how many people read it and notice.
  11. Riverbrian
    Hey... Put those Oomlauts and stuff over European words.
  12. Riverbrian
    If it was Paris Texas... The Newspapers say "that hyrdologists are baffled where the river came from". If it's Paris France... "Missing Man last SEEN falling into the SEINE"
  13. Riverbrian
    He really does. Sharp backward tail on his fastball.
  14. Riverbrian
    Yeah I could have drafted Aaron Judge in the 27th round of my fantasy draft. Took Shelby Miller instead
  15. Riverbrian
    They gotta go to space and back. Gotta give it a second.
  16. Riverbrian
    Why yes I am and do
  17. Riverbrian
    I think all of our announcers are perfectly fine... I have no problem with any of them but... I'd do away with all of them and I would just place camera's and microphones on the players and coaches and present it like a reality show. Of course it would have to be on HBO because of all the cursing.
  18. Riverbrian
    Gotta tag and go there... there... there... there... there... there... there... there It was a deep echo
  19. Riverbrian
    It worked for Bobby Knight.
  20. Riverbrian
    If he doesn't break his bat. That ball would have landed by the Kirby Puckett statue.
  21. Riverbrian
    I'm prepared to give Bill Smith applause for his aggressive work in the International Market. Terry Ryan did not seem to have the stomach for the same approach. I also assume that Bill Smith gets kudo's for things that he did behind the scenes. I've read that he was the guy who put the Ft. Myers complex together. Everybody has good and bad to them I'm also prepared to admonish him for his trades. They were Bad and that can't be denied in my opinion. The Gomez Trade and the Ramos Trade still bug me. All in All... I won't vilify the guy... I'm sure he tried his best and I appreciate that... but ultimately... I'm hoping for a GM that can be aggressive in the International Market... Make Good Trades and put a good staff around them that can draft and develop.
  22. Riverbrian
    I don't have that stuff on my keyboard. Although... to be fair... My keyboard doesn't have commas either. or the letter " "
  23. Riverbrian
    He has been a success ever since he put on a Twins uniform. He gets applause from me.
  24. Riverbrian
    For tonight... It Goes... You've URNNNED IT.
  25. Riverbrian
    Gimenez probably should have caught that baseball... or at least tried to catch that baseball. I assume he isn't used to catching stuff. Maybe he put down two fingers instead of one and Sano missed the sign.
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