So I was close, at least. Thought it was going to be the Odorizzi Implosion Index... He's missed a lot of bats tonight, so I'm thinking no worse than Castle Bravo.
WTFWASTHAT??????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cron looked like a last place finisher at a tractor pull as he rounded third... how do you send him???????????????
Ehire Adrianza's name is an anagram for 'diarrhea hardener'. If you throw away the Z and use some other letters twice. So... maybe not a perfect anagram in the classic sense... but still not worth noting.
That ball had two tickets to paradise and used them both. Ok, maybe not an elite reference, but it was better than anything I could think of to go with 'Baby Hold on to Me'.