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  1. We had Dixie Riddle Cups. The box was thoughtfully labeled 'For Children' to spare socially maladroit adults from finding out the hard way that there is a certain age after which there is very limited punchline payoff to 'what kind of train carries gum?' Or maybe it was to pave the way for a separate line of Dixie Riddle Cups For Adults which thankfully never materialized...
  2. Provus shared with us that Nolasco's runners in scoring position batting average against of .381 is "worrisome". Yes, in much the same way that the Titanic was done in by "basement moisture issues"
  3. Don't forget the grapes... http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_D0mAvl3tsdM/TTpfRLWY8zI/AAAAAAAAAh4/PcZdXlALWQ8/s400/grapes4.jpg
  4. Trout is a great Buxton comparable http://joehumphrey.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/icons/formetopoopon.jpg
  5. Your body language gave it away. http://media.nola.com/crime_impact/photo/amish-sam-mullet-srjpg-899de0384c606f11.jpg
  6. You mean like skill set, or... http://i3.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/006/026/futuramafry.jpg ... identity theft? PS That one's for you RB. It's been at least a week since my last Frye meme, and I'm sure you've been waiting anxiously: http://www.chicagonow.com/blogs/doctors-next-door/Dog%20napping%20on%20keyboard.jpg
  7. Fun with Numbers, Hostel Edition: Unless the Twins close the deficit tonight by at least two runs, they will take over sole possession of first place all of MLB in negative run differential with -96. Still a chance they could be back on pace for -300 for the season by the end of the month... http://horrornews.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/hostel-2005-movie-7.jpg
  8. "There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot."
  9. Has Jepsen ever been a starter? 1 2/3rds scoreless tonight, so let's get the 'Jepsen to the rotation' rumor started. Because why not? Why not start the rumor, I mean, not actually try him there. Or actually do it. I don't care. If you just read that and can't figure out if I'm actually suggesting it, don't feel bad. I wrote the damn thing and even I'm not sure.
  10. Sort of looked like a younger Terry Ryan, minus either the scowl or the turd-eating contest runner up looks that Terry has been sporting these days... http://www.twincities.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/wpid-20140929__9-29TerryRyan.jpg
  11. All together, that's.... what, 40% of the broadcast?
  12. Well, the Twins finally did something this year to make me feel good about them. Sort of. Was wearing my throwback 70's Twins t-shirt and a guy from my neighborhood was walking his dog and commented that the shirt choice was a 'show of optimism!' We talked about the Twins sucking and other stuff for half an hour.or so. So, thanks for reeking like a dead fish, 2016 Twins! Due to the uniquely human phenomenon of bonding in the face of shared misery, I now know a cool neighbor that I didn't before!
  13. I'm also not much of a huge fan of them to begin with. Having anything more than a cap tip for Ortiz just seems sad. An actual David Ortiz Night in the middle of an abysmal season like this one seems like what I would imagine it to be like to go to your ex's wedding... on a weekend pass from the workhouse. Only send-offy thing that I can really think of that sums up my indifference to the end of Ortiz's fine and rather remarkable career and very modest well-wish for him is probably just... "Bye bye! http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y145/MoonlightStorm/gifs/gifmadmaxhavefunstormingthecastle.gif ... of retirement!"
  14. And maybe Pedro's too. Don't forget to vote. http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y82/otterpond/so/Vote_for_Pedro.jpg
  15. So would Joe Namath! http://www.channelchoicetv.com/wp-content/uploads/namath.jpg
  16. Exhibition or title bout? http://media.giphy.com/media/122n7V2r4UPeaQ/giphy.gif
  17. http://cache4.asset-cache.net/gc/479736768-brian-dozier-of-the-minnesota-twins-gettyimages.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=X7WJLa88Cweo9HktRLaNXqqlj1epDGF4ck7T09mWnXTw2s%2Fy%2BDyAPjSd6MKhN97qaLx9vdxC2FKd4%2BJUcl4MNg%3D%3D And the Twins celebrate another day of avoiding mathematical elimination!!!!!
  18. Good for 'Zherzy! All that opposite field work in BP really paid off!
  19. Better? http://www.cultreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/motel.jpg
  20. http://www.troll.me/images/pissed-off-obama/exactly-thumb.jpg
  21. Inning, please. Trying to plan my Thursday.
  22. "Your BookIt.com reservation is confirmed! And non-refundable!" http://www.sleepingfish.net/5cense/SW/sunset_motel.JPG
  23. http://www.retroland.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Magic-8-Ball.jpg
  24. He didn't do himself any favors with all that nervous chocolate binging in 8th innings of close games. You can really see the extra pounds around his face: http://x.annihil.us/u/prod/marvel/i/mg/7/40/54d3e979ac755.jpg
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