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  1. It's been around for a while, but Chief keeps going to their website and leaving positive feedback to keep it on the air...
  2. More booze would be louder and easier for the Twins hitters to hear. It's science.
  3. Only Dick can work the phrase '..robs him of the home run!' into the call on a ball caught two steps short of the warning track.
  4. Yup. Rub some dirt on it too. http://www.sponichi.co.jp/baseball/news/2011/08/14/jpeg/G20110814001410720_view.jpg
  5. Extra innings, and bullpen depth and timely hitting with RISP decide the winner. Your 2016 Minnesota Twins want you to know:
  6. Some variation of "_____-off", depending on the means by which the run scores, unless the opponent is the White Sox, in which case it's an F-off win no matter what.
  7. Buxton looking relaxed and confident, like it's his first day at Brain Surgery Camp...
  8. Well, it was a great deal more successful than the short lived "Make a fast but awkward, crouching Walk for the Border, then lock the door of the Border behind you, and plan on staying on that side of the Border for at least 20 minutes, and hope the Border has a fresh role and a spare" campaign...
  9. I got some Grandios at the Taco Bell drivethru. Pretty good, but I would suggest going inside for them, planning on sticking around for a while after eating them, and going with the 6 piece instead of the 10.
  10. I know that Sano runs well for a big man, which is almost exactly the same kind of faint praise as "You don't sweat much for a fat lady". Even so, I'm not sure "Buxton running for Sano" does justice to the actual speed differential in question here. How about "Buxton to vaporize infield dirt for Sano" or maybe "Buxton to approach orbital escape velocity for Sano"?
  11. Missing word between 'favorite' and punctuation. Please clarify.
  12. If not, you can have some of my old ones. I've cut way back on the infracting. Doctor's advice.
  13. "It ain't gettin' any lower on the bench!", said the bullpen coach, slapping the pitcher on the back. Then he turned away, clenching his fists so hard his fingernails drew blood.
  14. One of my top ten favorite sports headlines. Phillie's middle relief couldn't hold the lead to turn it over to the closer, and some Phillie beat writer went with "A Lidge Too Far".
  15. I'd like to think you were saving this for when I showed up, but I know that's vanity talking... http://arbitrarynonsense.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/No-Country-for-Old-Men-Ending-Ellis.jpg
  16. Wow. Target Field PA kids play like 10 seconds of Sarah Mclachlan's "Arms of an Angel" and there's already a group of fans starting to gather in order to end their lives on their own terms.
  17. Gotta have something to wear when the bowling team shirts are in the wash. Don't tell me the name. Lemme guess: Split Happens?
  18. Keeps car from rolling when you get out. http://i.imgur.com/RZrIFYD.jpg
  19. Great news, Van. The entire TD community wishes you.... well. http://i.ytimg.com/vi/GGAPg2u-gFg/hqdefault.jpg
  20. w00000t!!! Twins win! Fireworks to celebrate! http://cdn.rsvlts.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/Firework-Fail-GIF-018-compressor.gif
  21. Because everyone's shirts are the same.
  22. "Blocked by Suzuki" Contract extension in 3...2....
  23. First Target debut as Closer in relief of the Saves?
  24. Slowly, it began to dawn on Indy that these were not ordinary baseball fans watching a run of the mill save opportunity... http://animatedviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/indy-skulls-06.JPG
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