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  1. If that doesn't confuse the opposition, maybe squirting an inky black cloud will do it.
  2. You mean like after they win, right?
  3. "100 people surveyed, number one answer still on the board, show us.... FOOD!"
  4. Honest to God, my mind did that split second autofill thing and filled in the words between Up and Zuke, and gave me 'Up yours, Zuke'.
  5. No, really, it totally makes sense in quantum Dustyism. Fewer walks equals more at bats equals more home runs. And less "base clogging"TM. Seriously, though I suspect that after a couple more 420 footers, Park is going to have trouble avoiding at least the inevitable intentional walks. Even the opposing scouts who don't know enough to tell their team not to run on Rosario's arm will catch on to Park.
  6. "Despite its awkward gate and ungainly appearance, the Maustrich can attain an impressive velocity once it accelerates to full speed..." http://cdni.wired.co.uk/1920x1280/o_r/Ostrich.jpg
  7. Dusty Baker pro tip: Cutting down on the walks will cause more plate appearances to result in AB's!
  8. Is it still Wednesday? In Central Time, at least?
  9. PuppyMonkeyBunter. PuppyMonkeyBunter. Puppy. Monkey. Bunter.
  10. Man, when we find out what's behind this air bunt campaign, it's gonna be the mother of all reveals... http://img.sparknotes.com/content/sparklife/sparktalk/bigreveal_Large.jpg
  11. You're triggered? Think how the kid must feel. Courtesy of an image search for 'bris'. The first idea was selecting an image from what I imagine would be a potentially visually appalling smorgasbord when searching for 'circumcision'. You're welcome.
  12. Ouch. http://jpupdates.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/bris.jpg
  13. I liked him better as "Francine" in the original version of this...
  14. W.t.P. taught me to set my sights high: “People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.” ― A.A. Milne, Winnie-the-Pooh
  15. I'd like to think that Prince would have wanted us to party like it's 0.599. http://s1.dmcdn.net/WM_5s/280x157-Ewa.jpg
  16. Well, my brain is half the size (or less) of a GM's, so it's not surprising that the underlying strategy is beyond me.
  17. Bremer's inflated long fly call not quite enough to carry that ball into the seats...
  18. Don't know if this helps, but I'm pretty sure I saw his car in the Costco parking lot earlier today...
  19. That's one of the most disappointing aspects of the May (and potentially Meyer) bullpen vs. rotation debate: it shouldn't be an issue in the first place, because a team that has drafted college relief arms as much as the Twins have should already have found a bullpen May without using the May there.
  20. Yeah, it's often tempting for a manager to try to get even a new kid through that statistically all-important fifth inning even when they're clearly running out of gas, but luckily it turned into, if not a no-brainer, then at least a low-brainer to pull him. If there's ever a time to err on the side of the quick hook...
  21. If a game of pickup hoops breaks out during a rain delay, how many bullpens can field a 6' 9'' center?
  22. Yep. Abad is the lucky duck. http://c3131372.r72.cf0.rackcdn.com/FULL.20100715134917159.jpg
  23. New Twins promotion to get more fans in the stands during rainy games: Nab Some Nightcrawlers. Anyone with a ticket stub has 10 minutes after the game to fill their pockets with as many as they can find. http://www.wormsetc.com/worms-etc-blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/_d_improd_/European-Red-Worms-300X300_f_improf_300x300.jpg
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