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  1. LaBombo
    And Kubrick directed. It's hard to imagine him saying 'Hey, that's a little too trippy for the kind of movies I make, Jack'.
  2. LaBombo
    Not sure if referring to mild knee sprain tonight, or... http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/12089630/images/1284526412078.jpg ... .658 OPS this season.
  3. LaBombo
    Could be worse.
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    Felix Hernandez's pitching ability was siphoned away by a small, mangy alien parasite dangling from his chin. Pat Dean channeled Dean Chance. Mauer went deep. Danny Santana briefly exceeded the speed of light while chasing a ball in the gap and sling-shotting through Planet Sano's gravitational pull. You know. The usual.
  5. LaBombo
    Sleep well... http://www.aplusfirearms.com/images/angry-mob-left.jpg
  6. LaBombo
    Schwerve is just Yiddish for getting a room at Treasure Island and Pon Farr is Vulcan for... god knows what, so.... we're good here, right?
  7. LaBombo
    Mauer goes deep: the Pegasus wingman to the Dean > King Felix unicorn.
  8. LaBombo
    It might be a bit of an insight into why Vulcans only get their Pon Farr schwerve on once every 7 years...
  9. LaBombo
    I guess, but I thought of it more like... Dr. Rollins, the dormant phase before he morphed into Mr. Henry at the next gig. http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/JekyllAndHydeLXE_2780.jpg
  10. LaBombo
    Just a regular 6-2 lead has a kind of surreal Twin Peaks quality to it. 6-2 Twins with Dean outdue... out-whatevering Felix Hernandez, well, that's some serious Spock on a Unicorn $#!t right there... http://img06.deviantart.net/fdea/i/2012/016/2/d/spock_on_a_unicorn_by_hobo_style-d4mjquq.jpg
  11. LaBombo
    Henry was on my flight from Madison to Minnie. He's much harder to recognize when his eyes are open, his mouth is closed, and that vein on the side of his neck isn't threatening to blow out. http://assets2.vice.com/images/content-images/2014/12/08/jim-saah-hardcore-photos-282-body-image-1418062973.jpg
  12. LaBombo
    Don't feel bad, Reuben; it's confusing. Trevor's ex is dating the owner of the casino where the team is pulling a job after the game is over tonight. Rusty (left) made the call to remove him. The New Guy, Robbie, will trigger the vault.
  13. LaBombo
    If I don't 'like' this if you go for a fourth time, it's just that I hit the like quota for the day.
  14. LaBombo
    It's the same answer as the one to the question about how First CitiWide Change Bank in the SNL skit makes a profit: Volume.
  15. LaBombo
    So you're saying that FSN knew there probably wasn't going to be much that Twins fans would want to relive from a series between a team on pace for 120 losses and the reigning world champs? http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-u6vrFuorB88/VVVExkIe4MI/AAAAAAAAEdE/SOcwrq2ZO4k/s1600/tommy.gif Come on, who's got that kind of crystal ball?
  16. LaBombo
    Rules aside, I'm about ready for the grumpy judge from The Untouchables to instruct the bailiff to switch the Twins and the Red Wings like he did with the juries in the movie. http://www.thelin.net/laurent/cinema/films/tt0094226/48500.jpg Or swap the Twins for the AA Lookouts, for that matter. It's not full of Twins who already bombed in the majors.
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    Anybody else smell a double play grounder to second? Or is that the pan that I still haven't washed that I took the salmon out to the grill on?
  19. LaBombo
    Heh. You'd think, but I got my slow learner's permit over 30 years ago. The 2011-2014 Twins were the beer-aided viewing Twins. The 2016 edition needs a bit stronger blend: http://2koolperformance.ca/forum/uploads/post-27-1140109733.jpg The only reason I remembered the play was that it seemed totally precious that the Royals thought the Twins might mount a more serious scoring challenge than two on, one out later in the game.
  20. LaBombo
    Hundred bucks says I can get us a rainout... http://ballparksbeachesandbeyond.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/Sprinkler-delay.jpg
  21. LaBombo
    Twins are still going to lose tonight even though the Royals tried to give the Twins a run. With one out and a runner on second the throw to first appeared to get the runner on the replay but the Royals saved their appeal. Run expectancy shows 1.17 runs scoring with one out and runners on first and third, but only .38 with a runner on third and two outs. The Twins failed to plate a run anyway because Twins, but only after the Royals probably improved their run expectancy by 8/10's of a run with the non-challenge.
  22. LaBombo
    Hang on a minute. Why do you think people are still watching?
  23. LaBombo
    Twins fans: Get to know 'em!
  24. LaBombo
    He's at least got a walk tonight, but is SuperRobbie Grossman already turning into Stan Grossman of 'Fargo' fame? http://www.wearysloth.com/Gallery/ActorsB/21214-21947-0.jpg "We're not a bank, Jerry. We're also not really much of a baseball team."
  25. LaBombo
    You mean, like a filling or something? http://cdn1.theweek.co.uk/sites/theweek/files/styles/16x8_544/public/7/26/140911-richard-kiel_0.jpg?itok=cBcrQEQb
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