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I wish his hair was my bed. It looks comfortable.
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What the hell is happening? Are we winning? Are we losing? I have been seduced by photoshop tonight.
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This is my Swan Song for the night.
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I've been there my friend. I didn't have much of an appetite. I was part of the group of scientists that had to examine the dead bodies of missing flight MH370. The extraterrestrials did quite a number on them.
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That is correct David. We do shag them sometimes. It can get awful lonely on that god forsaken island. We also eat them, along with penguins. You can only eat so much fish, and the fish of the South Indian Ocean is nothing to write home about.
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Apathy, Alcohol and a Dead Spirit.
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Step right up and get a Cal Ripken Jr. Urinal Cake. Only $18.99 with $2.00 going to the clean Cal Ripken Jr.'s swimming pool foundation. Step right up and be the first of your friends to own one!
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Hey Lil' North. Of Course I didn't kill him. He is just very sleepy right now. He'll be chirpin' at your window when you awake from your evening slumber in the morn'.
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Let's get this party started!
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Just for the hell of it... http://www.jeditemplearchives.com/galleries/2011/Review_BibFortunaTSC/Review_BibFortunaTSC_stillA.JPG No Jabba No wanna
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Nunb, Nunb, Nunb, Nunb! http://img.lum.dolimg.com/v1/images/screen_shot_2015-07-27_at_10_faa46973.jpeg
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As long as Slave 1 is not trailing us - that is good news.
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I'm depressed. It's the mode I am in. Sorry. :) (baseball depressed)
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I have never been one to bitch about Terry Ryan and what he does. Up until a month ago I was on board. What has and has not happened since that point is dumbfounding. It's an embarrassing mess and Ryan needs to have some transparency to explain this stuff away. I don't think he can. Jerry DiPoto please.
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there's a bluebird in my heart that wants to get out but I'm too tough for him, I say, stay in there, I'm not going to let anybody see you. there's a bluebird in my heart that wants to get out but I pour whiskey on him and inhale cigarette smoke and the whores and the bartenders and the grocery clerks never know that he's in there. there's a bluebird in my heart that wants to get out but I'm too tough for him, I say, stay down, do you want to mess me up? you want to screw up the works? you want to blow my book sales in Europe? there's a bluebird in my heart that wants to get out but I'm too clever, I only let him out at night sometimes when everybody's asleep. I say, I know that you're there, so don't be sad. then I put him back, but he's singing a little in there, I haven't quite let him die and we sleep together like that with our secret pact and it's nice enough to make a man weep but I don't weep, do you?
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Bitch, bitch, bitch, moan moan moan (me). I know people on this site were pissed about May going to the bullpen, being replaced by Santana, and I am part of that crowd. Some other clown should have had that ticket. They sent him to the bullpen, and didn't use him very much the first few weeks. Eventually they began to use him in high leverage situations and he was excellent. Just when he was finding his niche as the 8th inning guy, the Twins pull the rug from out under him and give him a spot start (?) and it's a mess. Once the Twins sent him to the bullpen, that is where he should have remained for the rest of the season. It is super unfair to Mays and his development. This was a good time to call on Berrios. Certainly his start could have been a disaster, but he is stretched out and good to go. Even though it appears like the season is slipping away, we still have a slight grip on it. Terry Ryan botched this decision and this same old kind of **** decision making is getting tiresome. Bitch, bitch, bitch, moan, moan, moan (me)
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Happiness is warm gun
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The bullpen could use DV and Winter Man.
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Great Job!
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I used this at the tail end of last season. It was called "Clobber Kluber". It's worth a shot at throwing out some kind of MoJo for the Twins.
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Yeesh, some bad things have happened since I put in a load a laundry. (sigh)
