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  1. Bark's Lounge
    I can't speak for Willihammer, but I am digging her understated, yet mind engraving mustache.
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    I'll have to look at the passenger list again, but last I checked there were no drug dealers.
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    Of course they are. There is a Starbucks and a Subway too.
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    Glunn, that time does not have to come. As one of the remaining torch bearers of the Ancient Astronauts, I can help you obtain eternal life. Back in 1997, I helped a group that was guided by Marshall Applewhite. I assisted them in leaving their earthly bodies and transporting the full components of their energy to a space craft that was stationed behind the comet Hale-Bop. Their individual energy was then transferred into biogenic pods that resemble the form of my advanced people. They are now quite at home and have adapted to their new surroundings splendidly. I have deemed it to be a grand success. There is a new leader who has summoned my help to assist and guide his peoples' desire to leave the planet Earth. His name is Andy Cohen and he is the individual that creates most of the television programs on the cable channel BRAVO. I can make a spot available for you and your family if you would like.
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    My former band cut a CD about 9 years ago. Wish there was a way to load MP3's onto your personal site. It would be interesting to get your take on it.
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    I would be intrigued and excited to see that!
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    Is used to screw around with singing in an opera style, not that it was technically correct. It used it to warm up my vocals and the band always got a kick out of it.
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    Ditto.
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    I've heard all the songs you and CTTF have mentioned - just didn't know the name of the artist. I dig me some Sam Cooke from time to time. I listen to most genres of music, strike modern pop country. Not a huge fan of modern R&B - but pre-1980, it is golden.
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    This one went over my head. I've never been Bill Withersed before. Kudos to you and River Brian
  11. Bark's Lounge
    I'm not so bad if you get to know me... minus being a serial killer of course.
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    No, he has not managed. He might be the "heir apparent", but I have never deemed him to be as such. Who knows, he might be awful at it. Don't get me wrong, I only said I'd be okay with it, just as I'd be okay with the Twins hiring Tim Wallach of the Dodgers or Willford Brimley of the New York Knights.
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    Another one bites the dust. Have Fun! Good Luck also.
  14. Bark's Lounge
    Who knows what the future holds for Hendriks. I would like to see a change of the guard with the Pitching coach and probably the manager too. I would like to see them go out of the org. for a pitching coach. Manager... who knows... Dave Martinez would be cool, but I'd be okay if it were Molitor also. We'll see what happens.
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    Hendriks must be an atheist.
  16. Bark's Lounge
    Was Tony Parker with her?
  17. Bark's Lounge
    What?!? Thanks for ruining my evening.
  18. Bark's Lounge
    ... Fosters, that is.
  19. Bark's Lounge
    How did he taste?
  20. Bark's Lounge
    May the Four Sacred Deities of Australia Guide Mr. Hendriks into the Holy Light of Victory!
  21. Bark's Lounge
    Damn, I'm bummed. I was looking forward to hangin' out on TD tonight. My wife says we have to go to a friends bonfire. Stupid friends... stupid wife. Hello Pink Zebra Striped Zubaz and my purple leather vest!!!
  22. Bark's Lounge
    This is why I wear a plastic full body suit when away from my underground compound.
  23. Bark's Lounge
    No worries. I always call my therapist at 6:24pm. I am high maintenance.
  24. Bark's Lounge
    Yowza! I better call my therapist.
  25. Bark's Lounge
    RB, you should have been an elementary school teacher.
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