I'm not bothered one way or the other about the buttons. The red jerseys, on the other hand... I don't care how many years the red jerseys have been around, the Twins just don't look like the Twins in these red jerseys.
The three instruments I would be most interested to learn are banjo, accordion and bagpipes. This is the actual truth. That gives you an idea how a warped mind thinks.
I have to give Dick Bremer credit for passing along the groaner about the Guardian Angel game coming up on Monday. I'll give him even more credit if he thought it up himself.