Twins Host Retirement Party for Longtime Umpire Phil Cuzzi By Cody Christie in Satire, March 17 Read more... 4 comments
Reports: Twins Might Add Another Plodding, Left-Handed Outfielder to Mess with Beat Writers By Randball's Stu in Satire, March 13 Read more... 9 comments
Front Office Confirms Payroll Is Technically a Social Construct By Cody Christie in Satire, March 10 Read more... 1 comment
EXCLUSIVE: Injury Gods Discuss Twins Rotation Injuries, Suffering, and Future Plans By Randball's Stu in Satire, February 27 Read more... 5 comments
Jeremy Zoll Trades Himself Back to the Dodgers By Cody Christie in Satire, February 26 Read more... 1 comment
Early Returns Mixed On Minnesota’s ‘We’ll Be OK If Nobody Gets Hurt’ Plan By Randball's Stu in Satire, February 20 Read more... 19 comments
Twins Front Office Cold-Calling Former Players to See How Their February Looks By Randball's Stu in Satire, February 13 Read more... 4 comments
Target Field’s Updated Zillow Listing By Cody Christie in Satire, February 10 Read more... 2 comments
Twins Bullpen Solution Said to Involve Nap Under Big Pile of Coats By Randball's Stu in Satire, February 6 Read more... 0 comments
Tom Pohlad Asks Baffled Season Ticket Holders to Purchase Mixed-Use Development in Up-and-Coming Neighborhood By Randball's Stu in Satire, January 30 Read more... 2 comments
