Precocious Child Thanks Rich Hill for New, Fun Words By Randball's Stu in Satire, August 21, 2020 Read more... 5 comments
Twins Ponder Further Efforts to Protect Byron Buxton By Randball's Stu in Satire, August 14, 2020 Read more... 6 comments
An Open Letter from the 1974 Minnesota Twins By Randball's Stu in Satire, August 7, 2020 Read more... 8 comments
Fan Credits Lifetime of Cognitive Dissonance for Ability to Enjoy Baseball Now By Randball's Stu in Satire, July 31, 2020 Read more... 2 comments
Breaking Down the 2020 Twins Walk-Up Songs By John Kelsey in Satire, July 29, 2020 Read more... 5 comments
Local Fan Torn Between Home Opener and Another Episode of Magnum P.I. By Randball's Stu in Satire, July 24, 2020 Read more... 1 comment
Twins Replace Fake Fan Noise with Chumbawamba’s ‘Tubthumping’ By Randball's Stu in Satire, July 17, 2020 Read more... 10 comments
With Buxton Uninjured, Twins Release 2021 Schedule By Randball's Stu in Satire, July 10, 2020 Read more... 0 comments
Results Mixed As Twins Replicate Florida Spring Training Experience By Randball's Stu in Satire, July 3, 2020 Read more... 8 comments
Otherwise Rational Man Allows Himself Five Minutes to Enjoy Potential Return of Baseball By Randball's Stu in Satire, June 26, 2020 Read more... 7 comments
CDC Urges Fans Mad at Greedy Players to Not Learn About Owners Wealth By Randball's Stu in Satire, June 19, 2020 Read more... 10 comments
In Bipartisan Agreement, MN Legislature Agrees to Erect and Immediately Topple Bud Selig Statue By Randball's Stu in Satire, June 12, 2020 Read more... 13 comments
